Earlier: Bloggers Are Mole Rats?

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Everybody’s favorite D.C.-based sports pundit personality Tony Kornheiser provides some more fodder for the bloggers who hate him:

It’s a real, it’s a real mistake, and it happens. And I don’t want to single anybody out in this area, but, you know, some people sit at home and they watch TV and they watch radio and they “blog” about certain “things,” and they think they know what they’re talking about, and they think they have sources. They have no sources. They make stuff up. They’re toads. They’re little toads. Actually, they’re pimples on the behind of the greater body politic in this country and in this city [everyone in the studio cackles for no reason]. And because, because they have access to airwaves and three or four people read them, they think, ‘Oh, I’m very important.’

In fact, in fact, if a huge dumpster landed on their mother’s house [cackling] and, and got all the way into the basement and crushed them [cackling], nobody would care. Nobody would miss them. They provide nothing good, no service that’s any good at all. They, they are, they are, they are sucking mole rats [cackling], and that’s the nicest I can be to them. But because, because they have a name, or, they, you know, because they get feedback from others, you know, they think they’re very important…

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Joe Theismann, who was fired by ESPN as a Monday Night Football analyst this off-season, thinks so. And he should probably know, having shared the booth with Tony Kornheiser for a brief, yet apparently excruciating, period. In an interview with Metro Boston News today, Theismann spilled some dirt on the increasingly kooky Kornheiser:

Tony is extremely neurotic. … I believe, 100 percent that you cannot insult the football fan. “Monday Night Football” is about football, and I hope that they continue to deliver that product to the fan. “Monday Night Football” cannot be an extension of “Pardon The Interruption,” because the game is too important.

Theismann, you see, believes that Kornheiser has dumbed down Monday Night Football (yes, apparently that’s possibly) by injecting a little “humor” into the game.

Meanwhile, others are disappointed by Kornheiser’s continued reign because they say he often “showed up to the Monday night booth ill-prepared, ignorant of even the most basic facts about the teams, and relying solely on scripted lines for his lame attempts at humor.”

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Just minutes ago on the program: 

Tony Kornheiser: “The e-mail box was jammed with naughty photos of an American Idol contestant.”

Micheal Wilbon: “Don’t go there–”

Tony Kornheiser: “–but we managed to find some G-rated material as well.”

Micheal Wilbon: “Why do you want to try to expose this young woman?”

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Pardon the Interruption anchor Tony Kornheiser’s Wikipedia page has been locked due to vandalism within moments of telling PTI co-host Michael Wilbon that he never checks his Wiki page.

That’s probably a good thing for Tony since his vandals wrote earlier that Kornheiser “began his career giving it in the ass to Lorelle in New York City.”

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