Big Head NYC:

Montel Threatens to Blow Reporters Up… Because He’s a “Big Star,” And Big Stars Can Apparently Do That Kind of Thing

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Shame, shame, shame on Washington’s own Wolf Blitzer. The CNN anchor has failed to appear on Ellen DeGeneres’ program to date (despite repeated overtures from her), but, thankfully, the daytime funny lady isn’t holding his snub against our fair city.

Ellen said on today’s program that yesterday’s show–which featured Ballou High School marching-band director Darrell Watson and his students performing “I Love the Way You Move”–was one of her all-time favorites.

And after Ellen’s promotion of a new documentary focused on Watson’s nationally ranked band from an exceptionally crime-ridden neighborhood in DC, the White House has decided to hold a screening in front of George and Laura Bush.

Wolf, get on a damn plane. She’s worth it.

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Rude:

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In a recent interview with Diane Sawyer, Geraldo Rivera says:

My father, a legal alien of Puerto Rican citizenship of the United States, never made more than $10,000.

Thanks, Geraldo. It’s nice of you to point out that Puerto Rico is, um, part of America.

Wait…

We’ll have to check in on the Senate Immigration Debate, but we’re pretty sure this also makes Dubya a legal alien of Texas citizenship of the United States. Or Martha’s Vineyard. Or Kennebunkport. Or something.

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Jane Fonda is doing the talk-show circuit, telling bewildered hosts, including David Letterman, that she’s taken to wearing shirts made out of milk and pants made out of hemp (and, we speculate, drinks made out of alcohol). 

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