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So, you might be hearing that the Democratic party has voted to keep Stephen Colbert off the ballots in South Carolina. But it might get even worse for him very soon: His Comedy Central show could be in jeopardy, too!
With a TV writers’ strike looming, his program would be one of the first to go off the air, since it relies on fresh material each day. Experts say there’s no way the show could function if its writers stop working.
Unless Colbert is willing to put on his dancing shoes, that is. Notes a commenter on Zap2It: “I recall a 1988 episode of MOONLIGHTING, where David (Bruce Willis) and Maddie (Cybil Shepherd) filled the last 10 minutes of the show with singing and dancing because they ran out of script, as the writers were on strike! It was a classy way to make fun of a bad situation!”
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permalinkYou’d think that any person running for POTUS, even if just in jest, could afford to at least hire an intern to help design a campaign Web site. Watch that space in the coming days, as we’re reaching out to Stephen Colbert to ask him why he apparently doesn’t believe in Flash animation. After all, he’s a pretty glitzy kind of guy, so color us surprised.
Filed under: Culture, Internet, Stephen Colbert, War, Dems, Bill O'Reilly, Government, Hillary Clinton, White House, Politics, Elections, Barack Obama, Big Head Briefs, Religion, Iran, Condi
“Zeus makes a comeback in Greece.” Meanwhile, secular America is, like, totally screwed. (Bill O’Reilly says “told ya so” to Stephen Colbert.)
For the last time, President Bush does not like “sending humans to Mars.”
War on terror kicks war on drugs ass.
Unabomber’s old papers turn out to be the original Declaration of Independence. (Or something like that.)
Threesome! Politicos, the tubular Internet, and video!
Another day, another Presidential candidate who’s not Barack or Hil.
More and more people are finding vaginas useful in the political arena. And Hil insists she’s always had one.
How many Baptists does it take to screw in a Democratic Presidency?
“Sing us a song, you’re the piano man. Sing us a song tonight. Well, we’re all in the mood for a melody, and you’ve got us feelin’ alright.”
Filed under: MSNBC, Lame, Sex, Crazy people?, Scandals, Culture, Silly, BHR, Stephen Colbert, GOP, Radio, Bill O'Reilly, TV, Government, Jon Stewart, Pat Buchanan, White House, Politics, Gay
Bill O’Reilly asked, “Why can’t I be a role model for gays?” to a bewildered activist promoting Gay History Month as a way to highlight positive role models for gay youth.
Country singer Sara Evans — Tom Delay’s fave — said in a taped interview on Dancing with the Stars that the welfare of her son was the reason she quit the show. The 100 nude photos of her husband Craig Schelske “in a state of arousal,” mentioned in her recently filed divorce papers, played no role whatsoever, we’re guessing.
Pat Buchanan, on MSNBC’s Scarborough Country, called the Air America radio station “now-defunct,” after its recent bankruptcy filing. The New Republic’s Michael Crowley agreed that that station was a “failed attempt.”
Rosie O’Donnell’s recurring character on Nip/Tuck, who will eventually be spun off to star in her own show, said that she wipes her ass with $100 bills. Now that’s capitalism!
Jon Stewart, after noting that every POTUS — save Zachory Taylor, until last night — has been mentioned during the Daily Show’s ten year run, welcomed the always lovely Amy Sedaris. Party guests have shown up at her house with sunflowers, which she hates. John “the Puritan” Ashcroft, whom Sedaris said she’s dated, will be on the program this evening. Set your Tivo now!
Stephen Colbert celebrated his one year anniversary by noting that less than 50 percent of American households are getting married.
Ana Marie thinks Stephen Colbert did “fine” during the White House Correspondents’ Dinner. “I personally don’t think he was too tough on the President,” she added.
Way to make a firm argument, girl.
“He makes me cry, he’s so funny,” said Joe.
We hate people who cry when they laugh.
Why are we watching this?
