We’re holding Mike Huckabee to this pledge:

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So, you might be hearing that the Democratic party has voted to keep Stephen Colbert off the ballots in South Carolina. But it might get even worse for him very soon: His Comedy Central show could be in jeopardy, too!

With a TV writers’ strike looming, his program would be one of the first to go off the air, since it relies on fresh material each day. Experts say there’s no way the show could function if its writers stop working.

Unless Colbert is willing to put on his dancing shoes, that is. Notes a commenter on Zap2It: “I recall a 1988 episode of MOONLIGHTING, where David (Bruce Willis) and Maddie (Cybil Shepherd) filled the last 10 minutes of the show with singing and dancing because they ran out of script, as the writers were on strike! It was a classy way to make fun of a bad situation!”

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You’d think that any person running for POTUS, even if just in jest, could afford to at least hire an intern to help design a campaign Web site. Watch that space in the coming days, as we’re reaching out to Stephen Colbert to ask him why he apparently doesn’t believe in Flash animation. After all, he’s a pretty glitzy kind of guy, so color us surprised.

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“Zeus makes a comeback in Greece.” Meanwhile, secular America is, like, totally screwed. (Bill O’Reilly says “told ya so” to Stephen Colbert.)

For the last time, President Bush does not like “sending humans to Mars.”

War on terror kicks war on drugs ass.

Unabomber’s old papers turn out to be the original Declaration of Independence. (Or something like that.)

Threesome! Politicos, the tubular Internet, and video!

Another day, another Presidential candidate who’s not Barack or Hil.

More and more people are finding vaginas useful in the political arena. And Hil insists she’s always had one.

How many Baptists does it take to screw in a Democratic Presidency?

“Sing us a song, you’re the piano man. Sing us a song tonight. Well, we’re all in the mood for a melody, and you’ve got us feelin’ alright.”

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