So, have you heard the one about the male-to-female transgendered All My Children soap opera character played by some male actor named Jeffrey Carlson (shown above in full Technicolor glory)? Well, we have! Carlson first appeared on Susan Lucci’s show a few months back, acting as a male rock star named Zarf. But all was not well in his complicated, pretty little head. It soon turned out that Zarf felt like he was a woman on the inside, and he decided to have his junk cut off after Susan Lucci’s lesbian daughter Bianca started to have feelings for him. Because how could she still be a lesbian if he was a dude? Hence, he changed into a woman and then he and Bianca tongue kissed.

The writers of the plot were all fired. 

But the story doesn’t end there, kids! Zarf is now coming to DC!!! According to Soap Central, Carlson has opted not to renew his short-term contract with All My Children, and instead is heading to Washington, where he will star in a Shakespeare Theatre Company production of Hamlet!

Really, we all win!

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Concerned Women for America, a conservative public policy group, is lashing out after a 14-year-old German boy has become the youngest person in history to begin taking hormones to prepare for a sex change. CWA officials say that the wicked combination of homosexuals and political correctness is to blame.

The boy named Tim, who now goes by Kim, has played with Barbies and liked to wear dresses since he was a toddler, so his parents and doctors decided to let him begin down the path that will one day help him transform into a woman. Eventually his penis will be cut off and transformed into a vagina.

“This poor kid’s situation really undercuts the homosexual lobby’s deceptive equality-fluff and hyperbole,” Matt Barber, Concerned Women for America’s policy director for cultural issues, said in a statement, sans any hint of irony. “It casts a bright light on the truly destructive, bleak and evil nature of the homosexual agenda. Has our world completely lost all sanity? That parents would allow their child to be treated like this is mind-boggling.

“They’re about to rob him of his ability to father a child, and render him horribly disfigured and further confused,” Barber added. “It’s not just a tragedy. It’s a travesty.”

But, really now, who wants a dad who plays with Barbies?

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