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Friday August 3rd, 2007 1:35 AM by BHDC Staff  
Filed under: Scandals, Sassy, The New Republic, Gay, BHDC, Weekly Standard, Matt Sanchez

sanchez_coulter.jpgMatt Sanchez, an American Marine reservist and Republican political activist, says that he’s the ”first to admit that I want to be heard, read and taken seriously.” 

But it’s been quite difficult for Sanchez to achieve that goal. As we told you last night, Media Matters reported yesterday that The Weekly Standard used him as a source in an article debasing The New Republic’s reporting on Iraq without disclosing a few details about their source.

Namely, Sanchez had previously been under investigation by the Marines “over allegations that he bilked private donors out of $12,000 for a deployment to Iraq he never made and that he apparently once worked as a male escort.”

Sanchez also performed in the 1990s under the names Rod Majors and Pierre LaBranche in gay porn films with such sordid titles as Jawbreaker and Man to Men. He made the disclosure in March after courting a whirlwind of controversy upon attending a Republican gathering in Washington and receiving a prestigious award – and later posing for a picture with Ann Coulter at the same event.

Upon these admittedly unique disclosures, many liberals and even some non-liberals called into question Sanchez’ authority to comment on political issues. MSNBC notably aired an edition of Countdown with a major segment highlighting Sanchez’ pornographic past.

Sanchez is now arguing that the spotlight on him to date has largely been unfair and biased, telling Big Head DC that “it’s mostly the gay jihadist that really care about this stuff, normal people tend to have a life they look forward to living.” 

“Of course I stand by my comments to the Weekly Standard,” he said via e-mail. “Media Matters is desperate to smear me, I’m not even sure who runs that site.  If I’m not afraid to embed with units patrolling the streets of Baghdad in some of the worse neighborhoods, why in the hell would I be afraid of one-handed keyboard warriors, pecking away at sticky keys.”

matt-sanchez.jpgSanchez, despite recollection of his gay porn days, also insisted to us that some clarifications need to be made about his past:

Fact: The Marine investigation has been dropped.

Fact: I did not escort, but there’s a lot of people online who would like for me to have been an escort.

Fact: I’m not gay. Mary Carey does tons of female labia licking and yet she doesn’t get the whole lesbian title. Gee, could this be sex discrimination?

Fact: The only people who constantly throw up the “gay porn” label are gay men. Do a Google search and you’ll find mostly disgruntled homosexuals crying hypocrisy, although I don’t understand why.

After receiving that response from Sanchez, and having read past interviews with him in which he insists he’s straight because he’s had relationships with females, we decided to ask whether his pornographic past has affected perceptions about him not only from the liberal and/or gay side of the political spectrum. 

“Gee, you have tons of questions about my sexuality,” Sanchez responded. “Conservatives have been overwhelmingly accepting.  It’s the liberals and ESPECIALLY the gay jihadist who feel indignant and self-righteous.”

Sanchez also falsely asserted many times over that Big Head DC’s editor must be gay for raising such questions. He also said this site is “trying to smear” him, and “that slandering me as a male prostitute could bring about a legal complaint.”

Sanchez, no doubt, was being quite serious, but the question remains: Can anyone take him seriously? 

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Monday July 9th, 2007 2:20 PM by BHDC Staff  
Filed under: Sassy, Fat, Al Gore, Shocking

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Hey, Al Gore, we know that your son’s recent arrest for drugging and driving is a “personal matter” and that global warming is a “public crisis,” but what say you, sir, on the nation’s obesity epidemic?

We know people like to judge your chances of running for Prez based on your weight, so we’ll take that analysis a step further: Al Gore, Jr. looks like he’s even less likely than you and/or Tipper to ever run for anything (except for another round of donuts), judging by the size of his double chin. When this whole Live Earth thing settles down, why not check into the cost of a full-family personal trainer? It just seems like the right thing to do.

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Tuesday June 12th, 2007 4:32 PM by BHDC Staff  
Filed under: Silly, Sassy, Elections, Gay, Mike Gravel

gravel.jpgFormer Alaskan Senator and everybody’s favorite unknown Democratic presidential candidate Maurice Robert “Mike” Gravel plans to headline the Queerty blog’s Gay Pride spectacular on Thursday evening at the Hotel Chelsea in NYC.

“In the running for the Democratic Party’s presidential nomination, Sen. Gravel has bestowed us the extreme honor of meeting Queerty’s readers,” according to an e-mail sent today by event organizers. “He tells us that he’s thrilled to be welcome at this first-ever Queerty event — so we hope you’ll join us in hosting him.”

(Oh, we bet they’ll “host” him real, real good, especially since he supports same-sex marriage and opposes the Defense of Marriage Act.)

David Hauslaib, an editor with Queerty’s parent gossip blog Jossip, assures Big Head DC that Gravel wasn’t offered money in exchange for his snazzy presence.

“Ha ha, no, no payment,” Hauslaib told us with a grin. “I think he’s there for the free drinks, too!”

Plus, DJ Nicholas Weist will be spinning all night long!!!

Earlier: Why is Former Sen. Mike Gravel Visiting Boys’ Dorm Rooms?

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monday3.gifIs President Bush’s Iraq plan fail(ure) proof?

Bloody Sunday: Hillary Clinton and Barack Obama whoop it up in the battle of the blacks.

“For Rep. Sanchez, a hot-tomato label means a hot potato.”

Barack misses the “audacity of hope” vote.

David Geffen never liked the Clintons, except for when he did.

Electroshock therapy couldn’t prevent this man’s ultimate demise.

Walter Reed-like horror stories pour in nationwide. Generals to testify this morning.

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Thursday February 22nd, 2007 10:59 AM by Mockette  
Filed under: Sex, Sassy, Hot

clpic.jpgHelp this dude out, ladies (I think I know him): 

The DC metro/NoVa dating scene could drive Mother Theresa to drink.

Never, in all of my travels, have I had the misfortune of meeting so many people that are this self-absorbed and this petty. Not to mention neurotic, maladjusted, insecure, materialistic, violent, and just damn rude. I think it would be an interesting socio-anthropological study. The question: Why do so many pinheaded nutjobs congregate around DC? Are they drawn like borg to the presence of our Drooler-in-Chief? Or do they come like flies, attracted to the endless stream of bullshit that those invertebrates in Congress shovel out so diligently? Whatever the answer, it seems clear that since a divine power won’t intervene, we must put our hopes in science. (Note to self: What does the fact that I live here say about me? Irony factor: 10)

But while we’re waiting for funding for the Save Ourselves and DC From Itself project, I’d like to go on a date. And despite being pretty jaded, I’m generally a funny happy-go-lucky guy, most of the time. And I’m a big believer in perserverence. So here goes nothing (again) and here’s a bit about me.

As for the physical stuff, I’m 5′11″, 160 lbs., I’m lean and fairly fit and I do some form of exercise almost every day, but I could probably afford to run more, seeing as I smoke and I’m over 30. I’ve been told I’m handsome (but momz’ll say anything if she’s done enough Jaeger shots). I’m gainfully self-employed, well-traveled, and I like to draw. I’m a good listener and I’m kindhearted despite having a dark and often sarcastic sense of humor. Traits I admire are courage and humor. I despise cruelty, stinginess, and machismo-fueled violence.

So, about who I’m looking for:

AN ATTRACTIVE SANE IN-SHAPE WOMAN. That’s it. I know what I want and I’m secure with where I am in my life. So I can’t compromise here.

Please do not respond to this ad if you are obese (I don’t mean to be rude, it’s just a preference). Also, if you regularly talk on your cell phone on a crowded train, do not respond. If you answer your cell during dinner without asking your companion permission to take the call, do not respond. If you are seeking to fill the gaping void in your heart by leeching onto a guy that will throw jewels and designer dresses at you, do not respond. If you swear like a sailor, do not respond. If you talk incessantly even though a comfortable silence would clearly fit the mood better, do not respond. You might also consider looking elsewhere if you are desperately seeking marriage. Also, if you have a very intense drug problem. And finally, and this is a really important one: If you don’t say “thank you” after someone buys you dinner, DO NOT RESPOND.
On the flip side, if you are kind and smart then please do respond. If you are looking for a real man, not one who swings his junk around in an effort to distract from his insecurities, then please respond. And if you’re all of the above and beautiful/cute/sexy to boot, then please, for the love of God, RESPOND (LoL)

I know you’re out there.

I need a picture of you in order to respond. And I have more pics to show.

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