Astronaut Lisa M. Nowak, after being dismissed by NASA yesterday, has decided to return to active duty in the Navy. Please note that members of the Navy aren’t usually required to wear diapers, so if she’s caught doing it again, she simply likes the feeling.
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BHDC 'NASA' File:
“First urge will be to rip your clothes off,” Air Force Capt. Colleen Shipman wrote to Bill Oefelein while he was aboard shuttle Discovery in December. “But honestly, love, I want you to totally and thoroughly enjoy your hero’s homecoming.”
Her second urge is not to stop killer astroids that will doom us all.
Sex roolz.
Not wanting to see Congress slash its budget, a top NASA honcho attempted to explain yesterday how Lisa Nowak, the diaper-wearing, man-loving, lady-stalking astronaut, could have ever joined the space cadets.
“Clearly she is in major trouble, and clearly we failed as an institution to recognize that she was very troubled,” NASA Administrator Michael Griffin told Sen. Byron L. Dorgan during a budget hearing. He added that NASA is throughly reviewing psychological screening assessments of astronauts.
Does anyone else feel like NASA is taking too much responsibility here? Isn’t it just a fact of life that people with mental illness walk among us?
Wednesday February 28th, 2007 9:06 AM by Big Head Rob
Filed under: John Kerry, White House, Nancy Pelosi, Politics, Elections, Barack Obama, Mitt Romney, Big Head Briefs, Climate, NASA, Fidel Castro
Filed under: John Kerry, White House, Nancy Pelosi, Politics, Elections, Barack Obama, Mitt Romney, Big Head Briefs, Climate, NASA, Fidel Castro
Black voters are now finding Barack Obama blacker than Hillary.
John Kerry has revenge on Swift Boat Veterans for Truth campaign financier.
Nancy Pelosi calls President Bush’s thinking “impaired.”
Latest NASA setback: hail.
Fidel Castro is calling into radio shows; says he’s “become a student again.”
“Fuel-gulping jets” remain hot political issue.
Perfect hair plagues Mitt Romney.
Friday February 9th, 2007 9:10 AM by Big Head Rob
Filed under: Culture, Internet, Fat, War, White House, Elections, Barack Obama, Big Head Briefs, John Edwards, NASA
Filed under: Culture, Internet, Fat, War, White House, Elections, Barack Obama, Big Head Briefs, John Edwards, NASA
Must add to Barack’s Wikipedia entry: he likes to forge and mettle. Plus, he’s focused on issues.
War report was a lie. Duh.
NASA can send a man to the Moon, but can’t figure out how to cope with a diaper-wearing crazy, crazy.
Female astronauts suck.
“No one in the West Wing is booking tickets to Iowa.” (Must fact check that.)
Washingtonians using Trim Spa, beware.
John Edwards learns the hard way the secret of the bloggers: We are devils.
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reddit | facebook | del.icio.us | stumble | permalinkThursday February 8th, 2007 12:43 PM by Big Head Rob
Filed under: Tim Russert, GOP, War, Valerie Plame, Nancy Pelosi, Mitt Romney, Big Head Briefs, Religion, Iran, Scooter Libby, Lobbyists, NASA, North Korea
Filed under: Tim Russert, GOP, War, Valerie Plame, Nancy Pelosi, Mitt Romney, Big Head Briefs, Religion, Iran, Scooter Libby, Lobbyists, NASA, North Korea
Tim Russert wasn’t subdued at the Libby trial, he was high on pain pills. Geesh.
Seven GOP senators regain sanity.
Mitt Romney should have drunk that tea after all.
Lobbyists! All aboard that’s coming aboard!
North Korea might not nuke us this year. 2008 lookin’ good, too.
Iran’s “supreme leader,” like, totally hates us.
Nancy Pelosi wants to fly on a plane that doesn’t have to stop for refueling. She’s so outrageous.
“Psych checks reviewed after astronauts crack-up.”
MSNBC today asks whether the “institutional culture” of NASA encouraged astronaut Lisa Nowak to wear diapers, try to kill someone, and worst of all, wear that God-awful trench coat. So far, a whopping 70 percent of you think not. But I’m with the minority here. She’d never have worn those Depends had NASA not taught her how to make doody in space. Plus, who can forget the O-rings!
