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How Chris Cooley’s Privates Hit the Internet

And his mea culpa:

All apologies from the website. We are very sorry that we showed a penis on our website all day yesterday. That was by no means our intention and we did not want to offend anyone. The picture wouldn’t have been up for so long, but we were in the middle of winning a big game. Once again, this was a complete accident and we regret not reviewing the post more closely. Thanks.

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Fans of conservative radio who tune into Baltimore talk station WBAL (AM 1090), probably dig such moralistic talk hosts as Ron Smith and former Maryland Governor Robert Ehrlich.

What they probably don’t expect is wanton nudity, but that’s just what’s offered up — secondhand anyway — on the Shari Elliker show which can be heard RIGHT NOW (weekdays 9 a.m.-1 p.m.). Elliker, a former actor, often features regular guest Susan Allenback (also spelled Allenbach), as the “Hometown Tourist.” Allenback is also a former actor and both acted in Homicide: Life on the Street.

The difference is that while Elliker pushed for a career in radio, Allenback worked with John Waters, where she acted in his movie A Dirty Shame sans clothes. How d’ya think that grabs WBAL’s listeners, who often call in protesting things like skimpy fashions on teens. This will, um, lay bare their concerns!

NSFW (and scary) nudie pics after the jump! Read more…

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We’re working on getting a scan of it to share with you later in the day. To J.K., whomever you are, we say thank you — unless you laced it with anthrax first, that is (we’re still sniffing). Word to the wise: We love gifts! Even naked watercolor paintings of middle-aged women. Keep ‘em coming.

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We got our hands on a copy of the new Wendy Ellis (aka Wendy Cortez) interview in Hustler, and, let’s just say, all her parts are functioning. But she doesn’t really spill any more news juice than we’ve already told you about her dalliances with Sen. David Vitter, but The Times Picayune provides a good PG-rated round-up. We can’t re-post her nudie shots, yet, because Larry Flynt hasn’t given permission. In the meantime, here’s a censored shot of Kim Kardashian: Read more…

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Forget interesting political insights. Christopher Hitchens has finally explained what it feels like to get waxed down there:

I had no idea it would be so excruciating. The combined effect was like being tortured for information that you do not possess, with intervals for a (incidentally very costly) sandpaper handjob. The thing is that, in order to rip, you have to grip. A point of leverage is required; a place that can be firmly gripped and pulled while the skin is tautened.

The impression of being a huge baby was enhanced by the blizzards of talcum powder that followed each searing application. I swear that several times [J Sister waxer Janea Padilha] soothingly said that I was being a brave little boy… Meanwhile, everything in the general area was fighting to retract itself into my body… Read more…

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