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How Chris Cooley’s Privates Hit the Internet

And his mea culpa:

All apologies from the website. We are very sorry that we showed a penis on our website all day yesterday. That was by no means our intention and we did not want to offend anyone. The picture wouldn’t have been up for so long, but we were in the middle of winning a big game. Once again, this was a complete accident and we regret not reviewing the post more closely. Thanks.

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Fans of conservative radio who tune into Baltimore talk station WBAL (AM 1090), probably dig such moralistic talk hosts as Ron Smith and former Maryland Governor Robert Ehrlich.

What they probably don’t expect is wanton nudity, but that’s just what’s offered up — secondhand anyway — on the Shari Elliker show which can be heard RIGHT NOW (weekdays 9 a.m.-1 p.m.). Elliker, a former actor, often features regular guest Susan Allenback (also spelled Allenbach), as the “Hometown Tourist.” Allenback is also a former actor and both acted in Homicide: Life on the Street.

The difference is that while Elliker pushed for a career in radio, Allenback worked with John Waters, where she acted in his movie A Dirty Shame sans clothes. How d’ya think that grabs WBAL’s listeners, who often call in protesting things like skimpy fashions on teens. This will, um, lay bare their concerns!

NSFW (and scary) nudie pics after the jump! Read more…

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We’re working on getting a scan of it to share with you later in the day. To J.K., whomever you are, we say thank you — unless you laced it with anthrax first, that is (we’re still sniffing). Word to the wise: We love gifts! Even naked watercolor paintings of middle-aged women. Keep ‘em coming.

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We got our hands on a copy of the new Wendy Ellis (aka Wendy Cortez) interview in Hustler, and, let’s just say, all her parts are functioning. But she doesn’t really spill any more news juice than we’ve already told you about her dalliances with Sen. David Vitter, but The Times Picayune provides a good PG-rated round-up. We can’t re-post her nudie shots, yet, because Larry Flynt hasn’t given permission. In the meantime, here’s a censored shot of Kim Kardashian: Read more…

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Forget interesting political insights. Christopher Hitchens has finally explained what it feels like to get waxed down there:

I had no idea it would be so excruciating. The combined effect was like being tortured for information that you do not possess, with intervals for a (incidentally very costly) sandpaper handjob. The thing is that, in order to rip, you have to grip. A point of leverage is required; a place that can be firmly gripped and pulled while the skin is tautened.

The impression of being a huge baby was enhanced by the blizzards of talcum powder that followed each searing application. I swear that several times [J Sister waxer Janea Padilha] soothingly said that I was being a brave little boy… Meanwhile, everything in the general area was fighting to retract itself into my body… Read more…

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Say what you will about Larry Craig, he’s still got a pretty big dick (allegedly!). But not all politicians are so blessed. Consider Andrew Quah, a legislative candidate endorsed by Australia’s socially conservative Family First party, who recently e-mailed out pictures of himself holding his ween, and advised recipients to “go n suck my fat Asian cock.” Family First party officials, with a mission “making Australia the best country to raise a family,” were apparently none too pleased, so they dumped him — making him now available for penis pump endorsement deals.

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Washington’s very own fountain-dancing-sex-pic-taking ex-American Idol candidate was seen last night at Lounge 201, where she now apparently works:

She hasn’t made an appearance this grand since she was caught posing in the World War II Memorial!

Related: Antonella Barba’s Alleged BJ Pics; The Sexy Side of the WWII Memorial; Catholic University’s Support for Antonella Barba; Antonella Barba’s Homemade Catholic University Calendar; Another Antonella Barba Secret; Do You Pinky Promise Not to Frolic in the WWII Memorial?;

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Author Marty Beckerman, a longtime Big Head DC celebrity, would rather be circumcised than have his “cock look like a Gnarly Mutant Corndog.” But is that an accurate description of a cut penis? Next month the Oregon Supreme Court will decide on that very issue. Well, more precisely, whether a Jewish convert can circumcise his 12-year-old child against the child’s will. “[A]ny decision to single out circumcision as a basis for questioning the fitness of the custodial parent would violate the First Amendment’s guarantee of freedom of religion,” claim some pro-circumcision Jews. And a representative for the American Jewish Congress has said, “We have to win this case, and win it big…”. Apparently, there’s a lot riding on the tip of this kid’s penis.

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You can probably expect some more nude magazine spreads from political writer Chris Hitchens in the near future. The NY Post reports that he just had all his pubic hair ripped off, as part of research for a three-part series in Vanity Fair on self-improvement. He “visited the J Sisters on Friday for a full male Brazilian bikini wax, which his editor-in-chief Graydon Carter gleefully described four months ago as ‘the back, the crack and the sack,’” according to the article, which also indicated Hitchens has done this sort of thing before — presumably for fun.

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Attendees at this weekend’s Rock & Roll Hotel “Underwear Party” were left scratching their heads (and nether regions) when a guest showed up who looked uncannily like the Washington Post’s Robin Givhan, style writer extraordinaire. The bespectacled visitor was said to be carrying around a reporter’s notebook and was paying close attention to the labels of everyone’s undergarments. Now, we’re no expert on the diva’s panties, so you’re going to have to be the judge on this one, kids.

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