People reports that Al Gore’s daughter Kristin is writing Nailed, a sex comedy for Jake Gyllenhaal and Jessica Biel. The plot line so far, according to Radar: “A woman is accidentally shot in the head with a nail that activates the sex fiend part of her brain, becomes involved with sleazy congressman.”

Now that’s some dirty politics!

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And its reporting, we hear, will be just as solid as that of the Washington Times. We kid, of course, since the Washington Capital Sun is a completely imaginary paper dreamed up by the creators of a new movie based on the outing of Valerie Plame and the wacky world of former New York Times reporter Judith Miller. But that’s not the only trickery doing down! “[W]hile the real Judith Miller may be remembered as a stylish, slightly scary reporter of 59, headed off to jail in a quilted black jacket and tortoise-frame sunglasses, in the movie she is a sizzling Kate Beckinsale, 34, dressed in a, shall we say, form-fitting skirt,” reports WaPo. Miller has got to be flattered by that casting. Meanwhile, the editor of the Capital Sun is none other than Angela Bassett, most famous for her star turn as Tina Turner. Another bit of Hollywood magic, indeed, since diversity in real Washington newsrooms, especially at the top, is lean at best. As Anne Schroeder might say, “Not sayin’, just sayin’.”

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Despite his image as a bastion of all things liberal, filmmaker Michael Moore was seen by Big Head DC pulling up to the big premiere of “Sicko,” his homage to the pitfalls of the American health care system, in a gas guzzler of a vehicle on Wednesday night.

His not-so-sweet ride, “a crew van, used to make movies,” he told us, caught some of the many progressives in attendance by surprise.

“Maybe he can’t fit in a hybrid,” one onlooker quipped.

“You’d think he’d know better,” said another. “Especially considering he wants Al Gore to run for president.”

Well, here’s a solution: Nobody tell Gore that Moore’s a gas whore! And maybe forget, too, to remind Gore that Moore supported Ralph Nader in 2000.

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Big Head DC reveals that Roosh V, the blogger formerly known as DC Bachelor (and, before that, DJ Rocking Horse), is an associate producer of “The 1 Second Film,” which is scheduled for production throughout 2007. The movie, which aims to raise thousands of dollars for the Global Fund for Women, is the brainchild of Nirvan Mullick, a former student at the California Institute of the Arts. The content of the film consists of exactly one second of animation and will be immediately followed by approximately 90 minutes of credits scrolling during a “making of” documentary.

During the credits, you’ll see Roosh V’s name, along will several other prominent Washingtonians who are taking part in the project.

Some people questioned for this report have raised eyebrows at Roosh V’s willingness to be part of a film that aims to support, rather than degrade, women. But sources close to the real-life microbiologist say that he’s aways had a soft spot.

“His alter-ego is snarky and caustic,” explains one of his former lovers.  ”So what?”

To date, Roosh V has donated less than $10.00 to the effort, which qualifies him for associate producer status. His co-producers include Kiefer Sutherland, Tom Green, Andy Dick, Tom Arnold, Tony Kanal, Mark Ruffalo, Seth Green, Selma Blair, Spike Jonze, Stephen Colbert, Bill Pullman, James Cromwell, Kevin Bacon, Pierce Brosnan, Charlie Kaufman, Christina Ricci, Jason Ritter,  Steve Buscemi, Alan Cumming, John Leguizamo and Pauly Shore.

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Ultra-controversial Washington-based author Marty Beckerman (his latest is “Generation S.L.U.T.” — read his blog here) just won’t stop sharing his thoughts with us. Help!

BHR: Happy Election Day, Marty. Did you get any calls from candidates asking you to stump for them this year?

MB: The only candidate who has earned my endorsement is Kinky Friedman, and I don’t live in Texas, thank God. Did you see that the governor of Texas said yesterday that all Jews go to hell? How great would it be if the singer of the Texas Jewboys were to take his job? Perhaps a greater victory for the Tribe than the War of 1967.

BHR: Huh. No, we didn’t see that. Moving along, what do you think about the recent controversies in the Evangelical, Catholic, and just about every other kind of church? Read more…

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