Author Marty Beckerman, a longtime Big Head DC celebrity, would rather be circumcised than have his “cock look like a Gnarly Mutant Corndog.” But is that an accurate description of a cut penis? Next month the Oregon Supreme Court will decide on that very issue. Well, more precisely, whether a Jewish convert can circumcise his 12-year-old child against the child’s will. “[A]ny decision to single out circumcision as a basis for questioning the fitness of the custodial parent would violate the First Amendment’s guarantee of freedom of religion,” claim some pro-circumcision Jews. And a representative for the American Jewish Congress has said, “We have to win this case, and win it big…”. Apparently, there’s a lot riding on the tip of this kid’s penis.

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Our sex writer pal just appeared on MSNBC chatting about “South Park conservatives,” noting the apparent widespread libertarian-consciousness of Generation Y. Marty also told viewers that lots of twentysomethings like Barack Obama – which sort of confused us re: the whole libertarian thing, since Obama’s a pretty liberal dude, on social and fiscal issues. Then Marty flirted with a news anchor and got her to admit she reads Playboy!

Related: When An Author Loses His Edge, Make Lemonade

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We made fun of Marty Beckerman…and all we got was this lousy blog post in return:

Big Head Rob finds humor in the fact that my friends pissed off a huge number of my business contacts. At least I learned my lesson: always the BCC, never the CC.

Well, Marty, at least we didn’t tell everyone about that time your wide stance happened to “accidentally” make your shoe touch our shoe under the bathroom stall at The Front Page. Perv!

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Last week Marty Beckerman, author of Generation SLUT, penned a column for the Huffington Post explaining why he thinks Star Trek’s Capt. Jean-Luc Picard would make a far better president than Dubya.

It was supposed to be funny. But what was even funnier happened after Beckerman proudly sent an e-mail out to his pals and colleagues pointing to the piece. Instead of including his contact list in the TO: box, he just CC’d everyone he knew, explaining that when he BCC’s people using his Yahoo e-mail address, his messages tend to go directly to spam.

And then debauchery of the sort one might see at a Star Trek convention began. Read more…

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Remember back when we used to go on and on about former DC author Marty Beckerman, and his Generation SLUT book?

And remember when we told you about the Washington Times Robert Stacy McCain blowing a gasket in his newsroom last week?

Well! Little did you know that we would one day connect the antics of Beckerman with the semantics of McCain. Turns out that McCain is a big, big Beckerman fan, and even gave Generation SLUT a glowing review on Amazon:

Beckerman is completely insane — and that’s a good thing. What he has done is to throw back the curtain to show us the horrible moral decay that has afflicted the children of the Woodstock Generation. The graphic language and sexual content may shock adults, but this is how young people talk and what young people do. Just when you think to yourself, “That’s too far-fetched to ever happen,” you turn on the TV or pick up a paper and see that it already HAS happened: Teenagers posting self-porn on the ‘Net, the Duke gang-rape case, etc. Despite its pornographic content, Generation S.L.U.T. is fundamentally a socially conservative book, and Beckerman’s a Robert Bork for the MTV era. Marty shows us the emotional and physical wreckage wrought by the serial betrayals of the “hook-up” age among kids with too much privilege and not enough supervision.

Yes! McCain knows young people like we know the back of his hand. Wait?

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