Mark Morford is a columnist with the San Francisco Chronicle. Well, kind of. His writing is almost always non-journalistic in style, attitude and tone (and that’s according to Wikipedia!). In 2001 he was suspended for comments he made about a sexual relationship between a teenage male student and an older female teacher. Then, in 2003, he was suspended again, for violating Chronicle guidelines by including a swear word in his e-mail newsletter, The Morning Fix, without management’s permission.
Which brings us to today!
He apparently wants to have sex with and get married to Jenna Bush.
“Her hair smells like kitty litter and nachos and bad domestic wiretapping law,” Morford fantasizes. “But I smile a lot and make nice, because Grandpa George still has lots of contacts at the NSA, can get me into the right clubs, knows the codes.”
Funny! Right? Or creepy? You decide!
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