We kid you not. Some gay people who love talking politics are having long discussions centered on whether John Sebelius, the young artist son of Gov. Kathleen Sebelius, is hot or not:

Jason: So, what do you think of this John S. boy? He looks very…..Kansan.
Be.Right.Back: He looks vaguely Affleck-ed
Jason: I don’t know what it is. Maybe the hair?
Be.Right.Back: The oblong proportion of the head/face? Ben A. always reminded me a little of Guy Smiley, the Muppet.
Jason: He sort of has the John Kerry chin going on. But with the young looks of that kid that played Justin on the American version of Queer As Folk. Who also has that chin.
Be.Right.Back: He has a look that is hard to separate from all the cultural norms it embodies. Hot or just young? Hot or just hygenic?
Jason: I know. He looks so scrubbed.
Be.Right.Back: Hot or just that boy I had a crush on in high school who called me fag baby to his friends? Okay, maybe that’s less…precisely “cultural.” I love that he’s doing that “my hands are a camera” thing Kirsten Dunst did all through Elizabethtown.
Jason: Oh I know. I get this little quicktime window that does nothing when I pull up his site. maybe he has a J/O video embedded or something?
Be.Right.Back: I can only hope. See? Hot or I just want to see him dirty?
Jason: So what about him is hot?
Be.Right.Back: Fantasizing about corrupting him, I think. And those pictures he drew of himself with ice cream slathered all around his mouth. So, like, he’s down. Read more…

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