Sure, the president is facing the lowest poll numbers of his life and a war that just can’t end. So what does Bill O’Reilly focus on during the SOTU Mardi Gras? Hillary Clinton. Looking stiff. Last night, he brought out the big guns, showcasing world-renowned “body language expert and motivational speaker” Tonya Reiman who declared that Hil “purses her lips too much.” Other observations from the genius body reader:

Nancy Pelosi has “crazy eyes.”

Al Gore is “lispy wispy.”

Bill Clinton looks like a “happy penis.”

Jim Webb is “a militant son of a bitch.”

And Ted Kennedy is “an alcoholic.”

For more fun from Reiman, take a look at her Web site. Why not e-mail her? You can tell her what you think of her body, and call it work.

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The prince of darkness smirked his way through the SOTU last night, and Scooter Libby won’t be having none of that.

Lowest “very positive” SOTU of the Bush presidency.

Barack and Hil: Dance partners forever.

Did someone say Watergate mastermind is dead? Wait, Dick Cheney died?

Ex-DC mayor Anthony Williams is finally gonna work in Washington!

Jim Webb likes power red ties and keeping it real.

TIME reports that Bush is getting moldy. 

Iraq, failure. Same sentence. Wrong words in between.

Nancy Pelosi is a woman. 

Wonkette can’t liveblog its way out of paper bag. Bring back Ana Marie Cox!

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