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BHDC 'Jerry Lewis' File:

Tuesday September 4th, 2007 3:10 PM by Mockette  
Filed under: Crazy people?, Celebrities, Bass ackwards, Gay, Gender, Jerry Lewis

jerry-lewis.jpgWe knew that something must be mixed up with the comedian’s meds when he kicked off promoting his annual muscular dystrophy Labor Day telethon by saying Hillary Clinton has no chance in hell at being President — solely because she’s a woman.

“Women should be having babies or naked, oiling themselves up at home,” Big Head DC noted that Lewis has said in the past. “They should be waiting with bated breath for their man. The rightful heir to the throne and ruler of all mankind. Only a strong man in a bear-skin bathing suit back from a long night at the clubs can rescue the weak, docile, female of the species.”

He added later this weekend that he thinks Condoleezza Rice is better suited to star on a soap opera, like Days of Our Lives, rather than being Secretary of State.

And then came the actual marathon where his real drinking must have started in earnest. By its eighteenth hour, Lewis was stumbling around the stage; his bow tie came undone and his shirt collar was a rumpled mess.

Suddenly, a cameraman caught his the 81-year-old’s eyes. Read more…

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