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BHDC 'Jane Fonda' File:

Thursday October 11th, 2007 12:36 PM by BHDC Staff  
Filed under: Celebrities, CNN, Bass ackwards, Jane Fonda

ted-turner.jpgFormer CNN mogul Ted Turner was spotted by Big Head DC spies dining yesterday with a “younger, hotter” look-a-like version of his ex-wife Jane Fonda. And she must not mind his frugal ways. Not only did he treat the lady to a cheap burger and fries meal at his own restaurant chain, Ted’s Montana Grill, he was spotted leaving a paltry $5 tip on a $40 tab. What a guy! 

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Wednesday May 9th, 2007 6:27 PM by Big Head Rob  
Filed under: Celebrities, Fashion, Jane Fonda, Talk shows

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Jane Fonda is doing the talk-show circuit, telling bewildered hosts, including David Letterman, that she’s taken to wearing shirts made out of milk and pants made out of hemp (and, we speculate, drinks made out of alcohol). 

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Monday January 29th, 2007 5:15 PM by Big Head Rob  
Filed under: Celebrities, War, Jane Fonda, Iraq, Protests, Sean Penn, Dennis Kucinich

We stand accused of not having liberal enough biases by running pics earlier today of Jane Fonda and Sean Penn at the anti-war rally, so we must balance things out with these gratuitous shots of someone named Mimi Kennedy and that ole rascal Dennis Kucinich:

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Monday January 29th, 2007 10:45 AM by Big Head Rob  
Filed under: Celebrities, War, Jane Fonda, White House, Iraq, Protests, Sean Penn

Who knew that a rally against death and destruction could look this gay:

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monday1.gifRudy Giuliani spent part of the weekend in New Hampshire, but didn’t mention that he likes cheating on his wives. Such a liberal.

Hillary Clinton made the obligatory first of many visits to Iowa over the weekend and even faked a personaility.

Moms in tennis shoes are so in right now.

The first member of Congress to call for the impeachment of Dick Nixon has died. Did you know that the first member of Congress to call for the impeachment of Dick Nixon was also a priest? The Catholic church is always the first to denounce evil-doers.

After Mid-East vacay, Nancy Pelosi wants Bush to pull-out even more. Eye roll. Women.

Russia wants to seem cool again. What?

Jane Fonda joined thousands of other war protesters in DC over the weekend, in what she said was her first anti-war demonstration in 34 years. “Hanoi Jane” be damned.

John Negroponte’s decorates his bathroom with political cartoons.

That brain hemorrhage has really slowed Sen. Tim Johnson down.

Prominent Democrats have not disclosed that they are officers of family charities, which violates a law mandating members of Congress to report non-profit leadership roles. So, this is how the Dems are going down? They help too many charities. Bastards.

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Thursday April 20th, 2006 10:49 PM by Big Head Rob  
Filed under: Books, BHR, Socialiting, Jane Fonda

She came, she saw, she conquered. Jane Fonda (some may remember her as a traitor during the Vietnam War, others will recall her as raucous good fun in that pre-Working Girl classic 9 to 5 — take a wild guess at which group we belong to?) came to Washington today. And while President Bush spent the day waxing poetic with the likes of China’s leader, Hu Jintao, we settled in to listen to Jane chat about books, activism, vaginas, boobs, acting, and a little something about war. Here’s a recap (with a little commentary, just for kicks): Read more…

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Tuesday March 7th, 2006 11:02 AM by Big Head Rob  
Filed under: Sex, Celebrities, Silly, Jane Fonda

When we saw Lily Tomlin and Dolly Parton cavorting at the Academy Awards, we couldn’t help but remember our earlier musings on the importance of having a 9 to 5 sequel. Of course, Jane Fonda didn’t show at the Oscars, so, as usual, she messed things up (Did you hear she’s embroiled in a sex tape scandal involving her former husband and CNN founder Ted Turner. Can’t wait to see that.). Now, we’re excited to tell all you Washington socialites that a club has been formed to promote the April 4 DVD release of the pre-Working Girl classic. Members get free copies of the DVD, “and it’s also a cool hang out spot for fans of 9 to 5,” according to the director of the effort. We’re still undecided if this really is cool, but joining nonetheless.

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Monday August 29th, 2005 4:09 PM by Big Head Rob  
Filed under: Celebrities, Culture, Silly, Movies, Jane Fonda, Dolly Parton

If you’re anything like me, you probably missed this bit of news from back in July: “Fonda, Parton and Tomlin keen on 9 to 5 sequel.” They have confirmed that they definitely want to do it, and are open to all script ideas and offers. And, now I find out that a 9 to 5 musical is being developed.

How ironic that this past weekend, we decided that it would be crucial to have a 9 to 5 sequel within the next 5 years (before Jane, Lily or — God forbid — Dolly, dies). As we drove around Washington, D.C., we contemplated several script ideas.

We decided that the sequel must focus on the girls now running whatever company they ran back in the original, and that the ingredients for hijinks this time will be driven by the competitive pressures they face from today’s youth-driven market. At the same time, Jane’s character will fall for a handsome — yet shifty –building developer (who, we decided, would either be played by Warren Beatty or Donald Sutherland). It will turn out that said developer’s son (Dermot Mulroney) happens to be in the same business as the girls (WTF was that business?!), and Lily will determine that the whole relationship with Jane has been a farce put on by father and son to destroy the girls’ business. However, Jane, smitten by the love bug, will hear none of that and the girls all end up fighting — putting their company in still greater risk.

We also discover at the beginning of the movie that Lily adopted an African American baby soon after the original movie ended. He’s now a 7-foot-tall drag show performer who also happens to work at the girls’ company during the day. (RuPaul will be cast in this role). In the opening scene, Ru will find out that three of his friends aren’t able to perform that night (cramps) and he needs three fill-ins for the performance. But who? Dolly, Lily and Jane, of course! The opening credits will flash across the screens as the girls ham it up with RuPaul singing a re-worked version of Dolly’s 9 to 5 — with the lines, “I worked 9 to 5, now I’m working overtime” prominently featured.

There will also be a scene where the building developer becomes violently ill. Jane suspects that Lily attempted to poison him with rat poison. Dolly ends up disguising herself as a nurse and goes into the hospital to read his chart and get to the bottom of what’s causing the rift between Jane and Lily. Ultimately, she overhears a conversation the building developer is having with his son about their devious plans. She determines that he’s faked his illness to keep Jane from discovering what’s going on with the whole business thing. So, she switches his chart with a person who is receiving heavy dosages of sleeping pills, and waits for him to drift off to sleep. Then she shares the info with Lily.

The rest of the movie focuses on Lily and Dolly finally convincing Jane what’s been going on. And RuPaul will help somehow. And there will be a final sequence when the girls’ toast their triumph over evil and youth and then there will be dancing and Dolly will sing with Ru.

Jane, Lily or Dolly, if you are reading, please e-mail me.

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