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WASHINGTON Wizards’ Gilbert Arenas knows what real pain is. “When I was new in the NBA, the team veterans convinced me to shave, you know, down there,” the outspoken point guard tells next month’s Men’s Journal. “I used my girlfriend’s razor, which was rusty and gave me keloids. The doctor prescribed medicine to dab on, but I just poured it all over. Three days later I woke up screaming. The skin was burnt off . . . just raw flesh. I used a numbing spray for a month until it healed.”

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Some idiot’s been flooding our tip box telling us that we must note the “dramatic” change in the Wizards logo. We said we’d require photographic evidence to post anything about the Wiz that doesn’t involve “The Hibachi” — and wouldn’t you know he followed through quicker than Michael Jordan left town.

And here it is:

“Please note the intense change in color from copper to gold,” demanded our intrepid tipster. “On my screen, it looks like a mineral mine exploded.”

OK. We did it. Now leave us alone.

Earlier: Capitals Steal D.C. United Logo?

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How to become a starter for the NBA All-Star Game:

-Play online poker during halftime of games.

-Eat 12 cheeseburgers in one sitting.

-Order a colon cleanser from an infomercial.

Congratulations go out to Washington’s own bizarre Gilbert Arenas for edging out Vince Carter to secure a starting spot at guard for your Eastern Conference All-Stars!

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