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Montel Threatens to Blow Reporters Up… Because He’s a “Big Star,” And Big Stars Can Apparently Do That Kind of Thing

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Rolling Stone political writer Matt Taibbi pretty much likes Mike Huckabee, except, says he:

But Huckabee is also something else: full-blown nuts, a Christian goofball of the highest order. He believes the Earth may be only 6,000 years old, angrily rejects the evidence that human beings evolved from “primates” and thinks America wouldn’t need so much Mexican labor if we allowed every aborted ­fetus to grow up and enter the workforce. To top it off, Huckabee also left behind a record of ethical missteps in the swamp of ­Arkansas politics that make White­water seem like a jaywalking ticket.

Earlier: During Tea, Mrs. Huckabee Launches Grenade

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Give some college kids a discount on tuition, an iPod or an Apple phone, and they’d trade in their right to vote, according to a new survey. Give us some clean PJs, low-carb candy bars and a place to sleep at night, and we’ll give you this blog.

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“I seriously believe we have to start asking questions about his mental health,” Dennis Kucinich told the Philadephia Inquirer’s editorial board today regarding President George Bush’s psychiatric condition. “There’s something wrong. He does not seem to understand his words have real impact.”

Kucinich, you’ll recall, recently saw a UFO, according to his good pal actor Shirley MacLaine. After which time he reportedly said he felt “a connection in his heart and heard directions in his mind.”

The Ohio congressman admitted during Tuesday night’s Democratic presidential debate that MacLaine’s account is true, and he noted that Jimmy Carter also once saw an unidentified flying object. See the full, shocking video after the jump: Read more…

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“A woman who answered the phone at his campaign HQ told us she’s seen a UFO, too, and it’s really no big deal,” according to a reporter who called the Dennis Kucinich camp after his alien rendezvous came to light yesterday. Well, that certainly explains everything.

Earlier: Shirley MacLaine Claims Kucinich Had Alien Encounter

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Roy Pearson, the administrative law judge who lost a $54 million lawsuit against a D.C. dry cleaner for losing his pants, is about to lose his job, the Washington Post reports. And - surprise! - his temperament just might have something to do with it.

The Institute for Legal Reform told Big Head DC last month that family he sued was forced to close another one of their dry cleaning businesses as a result of the cost of the lawsuit.

Earlier: Pants! Pants! Pants! WaPo Live blogs the Most Frivolous Lawsuit of the Century

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The Democratic presidential contender “had a close sighting over my home in Graham, Washington, when I lived there,” the aging and New Age-y actress, a close Dennis Kucinich friend, writes in her new autobiography. “Dennis found his encounter extremely moving. The smell of roses drew him out to my balcony where, when he looked up, he saw a gigantic triangular craft, silent, and observing him.”

The Terms of Endearment star continued: “It hovered, soundless, for 10 minutes or so, and sped away with a speed he couldn’t comprehend. He said he felt a connection in his heart and heard directions in his mind.”

That guy’s heart is full of love, and his head is full of something!

Update: Kooky Kucinich Questions Bush’s Brain

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We knew that something must be mixed up with the comedian’s meds when he kicked off promoting his annual muscular dystrophy Labor Day telethon by saying Hillary Clinton has no chance in hell at being President — solely because she’s a woman.

“Women should be having babies or naked, oiling themselves up at home,” Big Head DC noted that Lewis has said in the past. “They should be waiting with bated breath for their man. The rightful heir to the throne and ruler of all mankind. Only a strong man in a bear-skin bathing suit back from a long night at the clubs can rescue the weak, docile, female of the species.”

He added later this weekend that he thinks Condoleezza Rice is better suited to star on a soap opera, like Days of Our Lives, rather than being Secretary of State.

And then came the actual marathon where his real drinking must have started in earnest. By its eighteenth hour, Lewis was stumbling around the stage; his bow tie came undone and his shirt collar was a rumpled mess.

Suddenly, a cameraman caught his the 81-year-old’s eyes. Read more…

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The famous comedian Jerry Lewis, doing a round of interviews for his annual muscular dystrophy Labor Day telethon, said that he doesn’t think the U.S. is ready for a female President, and he would not vote for Democratic front runner Hillary Clinton.

“Women should be having babies or naked, oiling themselves up at home,” Lewis has said in the past. “They should be waiting with bated breath for their man. The rightful heir to the throne and ruler of all mankind. Only a strong man in a bear-skin bathing suit back from a long night at the clubs can rescue the weak, docile, female of the species.”

Regarding females in politics, Lewis’ main argument is that Middle East countries do not — and would not, in his opinion — listen to leadership ideas from women leaders. He added that he thinks Condoleezza Rice is better suited to star on a soap opera, like Days of Our Lives, rather than being Secretary of State.

Lewis’ concerns come amid new accusations from a growing number of disabled people who are picketing this year’s telethon and his role in an operation that’s meant to help people with disabilities. They argue Lewis promotes a message of pity and weakness among the disabled.

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Conspiracy theorists are already blogging away, saying that the tragic Minneapolis bridge collapse may have been planned by GOP officials in an effort to get the country scared and focused on terrorism again.

The city, you see, is headquarters for the upcoming Republican National Convention, and some bloggers believe the tragedy will be a great talking point for Republicans.

The main “evidence” so far is that top officials from the RNC were in town meeting at the time of the collapse, as is First Lady Laura Bush today and tomorrow.

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