Those lovable queens over at Data Lounge were set completely atwitter on Friday after Andrew Sullivan revealed a picture of his very-soon-to-be hubby Aaron Tone in a post announcing he’s taking this week off to firm up their wedding plans.

“How did that troll land such a handsome guy?” asked one jealous diva.

Chirped another: “He is a beautiful guy, and the dogs are beautiful, too. Lucky, lucky, Sully.”

And then this bit of too much information poured in: Read more…

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Get your tix (and ticks) here.

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OK, OK, at this very moment we really don’t care what you think about Liz Gorman’s personal appearance. We do, however, care what you think of her work. Recently, it seems, she attended an art party where the guy above literally cut off his foreskin. She did a really good job at taking the following shots, but they raise so many questions (which, we’d say, is a sign of a great photographer). Enjoy at your own risk kids. Read more…

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Yes, it’s true! Wake the kids! THE Jane Seymour is REALLY in town!!!! To promote this crap: Read more…

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In case you haven’t heard by now, Dr. Quinn, the medicine woman, is in town today through Sunday, hawking her art. She apparently likes to draw lots of ugly pictures of her own crooked face, like this one:

Go meet her. Then tell us if she’s really an alcoholic, like all the kids say!

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MORE: Andrew Sullivan’s Lover is a Michigan Drama Queen!; Aaron Tone’s Blogroll: Madonna, Andrew Sullivan, Matt Drudge; Andrew Sullivan’s Lover Makes Art (But is That Andrew’s Butt???); Why Trust The New York Observer When You’ve Got The Reliable Source?; Andrew Sullivan’s Pocket Gay Revealed?; Will Andrew Sullivan’s Secret Eric Please Stand Up?

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UPDATE, 1:15: The Queerty blog has asked Andrew Sullivan directly to confirm whether the buttocks that his soon-to-be hubby Aaron Tone drew are, in fact, his:

“We’re not sure if the bum in question’s actually Andrew’s, but it’s a justifiable hypothesis. We sent a little note over to Sullivan to get the scoop on whether he can claim those globes as his own. No word yet. We’ll let you know what he has to say. That is, of course, if he can find it in his heaving chest to drop us a line.”

MORE: Andrew Sullivan’s Lover is a Michigan Drama Queen!; Aaron Tone’s Blogroll: Madonna, Andrew Sullivan, Matt Drudge; Andrew Sullivan’s Lover Makes Art (But is That Andrew’s Butt???); Why Trust The New York Observer When You’ve Got The Reliable Source?; Andrew Sullivan’s Pocket Gay Revealed?; Will Andrew Sullivan’s Secret Eric Please Stand Up?

ORIGINAL POST: Read more…

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The rag inexplicably decided to check in on a DC super couple over the weekend with this unenlightened tidbit: “George Stephanopoulos and wife Aly Wentworth [spotted] with their two adorable young daughters getting culture at the National Gallery of Art in Washington.”

Not only is the item pointless (BHDC sources tell us that both stars used the loo, too!), but the delightful actress Alexandra Wentworth (did you happen to catch her in multiple Jerry Maguire re-runs over the weekend?) spells her nickname “Ali.” Stay away, NY Post. Hisssss.

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Then be sure to e-mail the National Park Service, which is asking for your help in creating the bestest Mall of the future. And we quote:

The planning effort will result in a plan that differs from a general management plan in that it covers a longer-than-normal time frame and addresses a finer level of detail.

Can you imagine how confused the already confused tourists would be if the Washington Monument were to change places with the Capitol? Tee hee. Seriously, though, like maybe a restaurant — or four — would be great.

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• There’s a Pirate Party. And it’s not Halloween-related. “I am the only drunken Pirate seeking office in this great nation,” says James Hill, a candidate for Congress in Iowa. Why not? 
• Chantilly school teacher said to be torturing students.
• Nerds play Fantasy Congress: “As in other fantasy sports, you – the Citizen – draft a team of real-life legislators from the U.S. Congress and score points for your team’s successes. Join a league and compete against other Citizens, or form a league of your own!” Um, no.
• “The Capital Club has no mission except to show its members and their many dates a good time,” Jayne Sandman, associate publisher of Capitol File, told the NY Times re: the club’s annual Swine on the Vine party. “It’s hedonistic relief from a city of suits and ties.” So, does that mean pages are invited, too?
• Tigers on top, again. Roar. But was there soil involved?
• John Edwards’ wife is bitchy. Happy, but bitchy.
• Google Earth. Politically useful? Or still just lame?
• Supreme Court Justices Antonin Scalia and Samuel A. Alito Jr., gave Italians some love on Saturday. (Note the vowel-ending last names.) Agreed that the press sucks sausage.  
• We can thank that crazy Jane Pauly for Doonesbury’s continued poignancy.
• Andy Rooney is old and late. “Someone – and I guess it’s President Bush – has to tell us what in the world we’re doing in Iraq now,” he said on a new 60 Minutes last night. ”I don’t think any of us know.”
• We saw The Departed and Infamous this weekend, and recommend both films. Juliet Stevenson’s impression of former Vogue editor Diana Vreeland in the latter was especially saucy, and, God, we just know that we’re going to end up just like her one day.

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