Big Head DC just received this exclusive picture of three of Washington’s youngest, most ambitious political pundits (who like nothing more than to hear themselves talk) participating in one of their daily top-secret Web chat sessions. We’ve been told that the lads regularly strap on their earpieces and yank out their microphones to plot sinister ways they could one day lead various Washington print media outlets, including The Atlantic, The American Prospect and Reason magazine.

During such sessions, the boys often enjoy repeating anecdotes or mimicking blather they’ve heard older people around them say. Which is why, if you’ve heard Ezra (the regular middle in the threesome, for some reason) talking anytime lately, he’s taken to relentlessly referencing Chris Matthews‘ favorite film, Cat Ballou. Or if you’ve seen little Jules, he’s waxed poetically about growing his hair out dramatically like his idol Nick Gillespie. Or if you’ve spotted Matthew Yglesias at a bar or fast food restaurant (or both), you’ve heard him going on and on about the joys of gay sex. (His colleague, Andrew Sullivan, has whispered a lot about that topic in his ear lately, we hear.)

Yes, these guys are swell. If you happen to see them in person (or even in a chat room) during the holidays, be sure to tell them Big Head DC sends them a hearty “Merry Christmas.” And let ‘em know that 2008 is going to be wild!

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The conservative blogger has practically given up talking politics, instead choosing to focus on something called foreskin restoration — or the complicated process of regrowing foreskin by stretching skin over the tip of a penis over the course of many months. Yes, apparently that’s possible. Think any politicos have tried it?

Earlier: Live Male Circumcision Performed at DC Art Show!!!! PICS NSFW

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…Andrew Sullivan suddenly wants to prove he’s conservative again. And he does so by arguing that the elimination of bigotry is bad. Hmmm.

Earlier: The Gays Just Love Andrew Sullivan’s Ass

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Gay, gay, gay! Gawker editor Choire Sicha proves that old addage once and again:

The December Atlantic will have bear-blogger Andrew Sullivan on Barack Obama as its cover. Can you hold your breath until then? Let’s hope Sully is as right on Obama as he’s historically been on everything from “the end of AIDs” to publishing excerpts from The Bell Curve in The New Republic to his participation in a religion that hates him to his misreadings of Susan Sontag to supporting the war in Iraq to linking the 2001 anthrax mailings somehow to the war to endorsing Bush in 2000!

Related: The Atlantic to Get (More) Political in 2008

And: Andrew Sullivan’s Lover Makes Art (But is That Andrew’s Butt???)

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Here’s a picture from Andrew Sullivan’s recent wedding to artist Aaron Tone. Do you really think they fit together? Read more…

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It’s been only one week since The Atlantic’s Andrew Sullivan married his longtime beau Aaron Tone in Provincetown, Mass. — and already rumors are floating in the blogosphere that the two have had a ginormous fight and plan to divorce.

A reputable source close to the couple tells Big Head DC that Sullivan has heard the stories and says they are “completely false.” He believes the rumors may have gotten started by traditional opponents of gay marriage who want to play off stereotypes that all gays are sexually promiscuous.

Sullivan is expected to return from his honeymoon tomorrow to begin blogging anew.

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With all this talk about Jenna Bush’s impending wedding, Andrew Sullivan and his high-profile gay marriage is simply getting lost in the shuffle.

And that’s just not right!

The groom is marrying his longtime domestic partner Aaron Tone (and he’s going to be a groom, too!) on Monday, so you don’t even have to wait for Jenna’s bells if you’re anxious for an all-white wedding. The boys beat her down the aisle by a long shot.

Now, will a little baby Andrew be soon to follow? Guess you’ll have to check back with us in nine months.

Related: Did you see the pic Aaron painted of Andrew’s bottom?

And: The Gays Go Gaga For Andrew Sullivan’s Lover (And Add a Bit Of TMI, Too)

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“David (Bradley) [owner of The Atlantic magazine] regularly offered me tea and scones every year or so for the better part of the last seven years, to find out what I was up to, and always suggested ways to go work for him,” Andrew Sullivan told Howie Kurtz today.

And it worked. Sullivan left for The Atlantic after a brief period blogging for TIME.

Shoot, where might he go for a donut and soda? Big Head DC???

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Those lovable queens over at Data Lounge were set completely atwitter on Friday after Andrew Sullivan revealed a picture of his very-soon-to-be hubby Aaron Tone in a post announcing he’s taking this week off to firm up their wedding plans.

“How did that troll land such a handsome guy?” asked one jealous diva.

Chirped another: “He is a beautiful guy, and the dogs are beautiful, too. Lucky, lucky, Sully.”

And then this bit of too much information poured in: Read more…

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The always burly and surly Andrew Sullivan was forced today to bitch slap editor Alex Pareene for thinking everything the writer has ever written about Fred Thompson is gay:

Wonkette inferred some gay rumor, and then the blogosphere ran with it. Please. All I meant was that Thompson, as a single man, had had a lot of dates with a lot of women, something that strikes me - and a lot of Republicans as well - as completely fine. I have never heard a single gay rumor about Thompson and never intended to be interpreted as spreading one.

Which reminds us, please send pics of Pareene on dates with women, if you have them, to tips@bigheadDC.com. Apparently, such pics are a rare commodity. 

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