We knew that something must be mixed up with the comedian’s meds when he kicked off promoting his annual muscular dystrophy Labor Day telethon by saying Hillary Clinton has no chance in hell at being President — solely because she’s a woman.

“Women should be having babies or naked, oiling themselves up at home,” Big Head DC noted that Lewis has said in the past. “They should be waiting with bated breath for their man. The rightful heir to the throne and ruler of all mankind. Only a strong man in a bear-skin bathing suit back from a long night at the clubs can rescue the weak, docile, female of the species.”

He added later this weekend that he thinks Condoleezza Rice is better suited to star on a soap opera, like Days of Our Lives, rather than being Secretary of State.

And then came the actual marathon where his real drinking must have started in earnest. By its eighteenth hour, Lewis was stumbling around the stage; his bow tie came undone and his shirt collar was a rumpled mess.

Suddenly, a cameraman caught his the 81-year-old’s eyes. Read more…

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Alex Pareene’s tastes in male interns have dramatically changed over the past few months:

And that’s good news for all of us!!!! More of Greg Wasserstrom’s doe eyes, please! 

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I personally think Big Head Rob dresses better than both of them:

Please note that the dude in the background is wearing a tux.

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Send your nominees in via comments!

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Can you guess who he belongs to???

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From the tipbox:

Okay, I’m incredibly disturbed by the new line of DC Blogs clothing you can find linked on dcblogs.com. Um. What?

Hello…jump the shark.

What do you mean? You know come summer everyone will be wearing “pink icon boy shorts,” as created by one Pat Thibodeau, the owner of DC Blogs.

And Project Beltway shall have material for another day.

P.S. I’d love to see Vivid Blurry (aka Toby) in a pair of those shorts! 

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(As chosen by Inside Edition, tee hee):

Hey, where’s Roosh?

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Did you see how the Reliable Sourcettes described Geraldine Ferraro, the 1984 candidate for VP, today?

The former N.Y. congresswoman — who just reestablished herself in D.C. as a principal with the Blank Rome lobbying shop — was all silver-fox glamour in a slim-cut black pantsuit, daringly underbuttoned white blouse, Hermes-looking scarf.

They say that they’d have described ”Walter Mondale’s wardrobe too if he had ever dressed that sharp,” but c’mon, how many ways can you describe an old dude’s suit?

And where are the pictures of the flesh-flaunting Ferraro? You know we like to see a little 71-year-old skin every once in a while. Just ask our granny!

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Did you see what she wore today? That girl needs a stylist. And fast.

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