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- 17 Comments to 'Tim Russert Farted!'

Well, we always KNEW that he was full of hot air…
Much as I hate the evil duplicitous prick (and I do) that was the guy he’s talking to “hmming” an assent to what he’s saying. Happens all the time. Both mics are live.
Unless someone put a mic at Russert’s ass, you’d never hear a fart anyway. That “hmmmm” assent however, sounds right from a mic right at the off camera guy’s mouth.
Sorry to be the bearer of bad tidings. I’m a sound engineer in one of my other lives.
Russert’s a Reptilian anyway, and they don’t fart, even after drinking babies’ blood. (OK, now THAT was a joke just for Jen.)
[…] Oooookay… I’m not sure it was Tim Russert. But it sure sounds like someone did…. […]
Unmistakable! On a related “note” I swear David Gregory can be heard belching on the 5/21 episode of his horrible MSNBC program. I’m serious. Check it out; it will make a nice follow-up to Tim’s toot.
Is Tim Russert a republican or democrat? If he is a republican he needs to start acting like one instead of jumping on the obama bandwagon. The same might be said about Joe Scarbourgh as well.
I never figured Russert for a baritone
TWP love xbjllb!
Russert is NEVER going to have the street cred he does now, when the Obama dessimation occurs. He will try to seperate himself from the multicultural trolls @ MSDNC but the slime will stick!
Yesterday I watched 3 hours of MSDNC and the ENTIRE show was a support group about the hit Obama took losing to Hill in Kentucky..
Yous see, they know they are lieing every time they sell you that Obama can win..he is unelectable.
You are SO right! And now WE have the numbers that prove it!!
OBAMA LOSES TO MCCCAIN IN OHIO WHILE HILLARY KICKS HIS ASS!
bizjournals.com/columbus/stories/2008/05/19/daily29.html
POLL: OBAMA UNABLE TO DEFEAT MCCAIN IN OHIO MATCH-UP
*****
John McCain: 44%
Barack Obama: 40%
*****
Hillary Clinton: 48%
John McCain: 41%
*****
Percentage of Ohio Democrats who would like to see Hillary the candidate: 50%
Percentage of Ohio Democrats who would like to see Obama the candidate: 37%
*****
Percentage of Americans who give a shit what losers in Ohio think: 2%
Percentage of election years that the winner in Ohio has won the White House: 100%
Speaking of duplicitous pricks and useful idiots, be sure to tune in this Sunday morning and every Sunday morning until November for Tim Russert’s lineup of Obama-supporting Democrats and desperate GOP pundits (shilling for “can’t-win” Obama hoping their continued assault will insure he’ll suicide himself against McCain) for the weekly Hillary Clinton Assassination Panel, otherwise known as “Meet The Press”. This Sunday is 21st in the long-running General Electric series of barely veiled attempts to complete obliterate Hillary Clinton’s candidacy.
Also be ready for the duplicitious prick “Who, me, guess we were ALL wrong” shrug from Russert and his assassin crew come November when Hillary Clinton kicks John McCain’s ass all the way back to Arizona, despite the overdrive political assassination campaign on “Meet The Press” after Hillary Clinton achieves the Democratic Party Nomination, and in particular, Russert’s faked glee at the “surprise” “roller coaster ride” result. Also watch for an already quite angry Gwen Ifill to get a great deal angrier.
Duplicitous pricks and their assassination squads never have to answer for the abject failure of their prostitute advocacy punditry, and therefore never do.
But we, the People, remember. And we will respond accordingly, with our boycotts of viewership AND boycotts of sponsors.
We have the power of the e-mail, and the power to turn the channel or completely off. Pundits that fail because of their agenda-driven error farner no public interest nor power whatsoever. Something even Monica Crowley on McLaughlin is learning from the master himself.
So far, McLaughlin is the only pundit that’s called it right.
Speaking of duplicitous pricks and useful idiots, be sure to tune in this Sunday morning and every Sunday morning until November for Tim Russert’s lineup of Obama-supporting Democrats and desperate GOP pundits (shilling for “can’t-win” Obama hoping their continued assault will insure he’ll suicide himself against McCain) for the weekly Hillary Clinton Assassination Panel, otherwise known as “Meet The Press”. This Sunday is 21st in the long-running General Electric series of barely veiled attempts to complete obliterate Hillary Clinton’s candidacy.
Also be ready for the duplicitious prick “Who, me, guess we were ALL wrong” shrug from Russert and his assassin crew come November when Hillary Clinton kicks John McCain’s ass all the way back to Arizona, despite the overdrive political assassination campaign on “Meet The Press” after Hillary Clinton achieves the Democratic Party Nomination, and in particular, Russert’s faked glee at the “surprise” “roller coaster ride” result. Also watch for an already quite angry Gwen Ifill to get a great deal angrier.
Duplicitous pricks and their assassination squads never have to answer for the abject failure of their prostitute advocacy punditry, and therefore never do.
But we, the People, remember. And we will respond accordingly, with our boycotts of viewership AND boycotts of sponsors.
We have the power of the e-mail, and the power to turn the channel or turn our TV’s completely off. Pundits that fail because of their agenda-driven error garner no public interest nor power whatsoever. Something even Monica Crowley on McLaughlin is learning from the master himself.
So far, McLaughlin is the only pundit that’s called it right.
“The tide has turned, bye-BYE.”
Percentage of election years that the winner in Ohio has won the White House: 100%
Percentage of outmigration of educated people born in Ohio: 99%.
Resultant economic growth: 0%
Defined by: hairy Lebanese man in drag.
Fuck Ohio. Second only to Florida as the laughingstock of the nation.
Defined by: hairy Lebanese man in drag.
Fuck Ohio. Second only to Florida as the laughingstock of the nation.[/quote>
Can next month POSSIBLY come soon enough, when all you Rove/Obama/McCain bots will absolutely disappear in a big puff of crack smoke?
NO.
Can next month POSSIBLY come soon enough, when all you Rove/Obama/McCain bots will absolutely disappear WITHOUT A TRACE in a big puff of crack smoke?
NO.
Obama Surrogate Russart’s farts are the least of the problems with his SUBJECTIVE “journalism.”
But was it a a deliberate fart to sabotage Obama?
Tim was a fake news reporter and suck ass for the Bush killing machine in life you get what you get and you can excape death.
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