Mitt Romney, when asked by People magazine what he couldn’t live without on the campaign trail, revealed that he just might be the biggest sissy running for president, especially compared to the other front runners:
McCain: Iraqi GI Bracelet
Clinton: Blackberry
Obama: Webcam
Edwards: iPod
Huckabee: Travel Bible
Romney: Homemade granola with Dora the Explorer bowl
Still nothing on Laura digging her nails into a drunken W? Big Head, you’re letting me down. This is the only piece of campgaign gossip you’ve yet to touch.
uugh… Dora the Explorer? Just another way these liberals are trying to keep our borders open by brainwashing our children with their pro-amnesty agenda…
“Travel Bible”? As opposed to those normal, clunky, cumbersome, non-portable models? Huckabee is such an idiot.
Yeah, but would he strap Dora to the roof of his car “because she like it”?
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