What’s worse than dressing your dogs up in clothes? Making them work for food. That’s just what the First Family is doing to their poor Scottish Terriers Barney and Miss Beazley, as illustrated by the below evidence, which we’ve pieced together from some suspicious “holiday” video released today by the White House.

George W. Bush, Laura Bush, Jenna Bush, Barbara Bush and several high-ranking government officials are accomplices. Dear Lord, what is next!!?? Somebody please help these pooches. Please. Help. It’s the Christmas season, for God’s sake.