Not invited to the big Christmas shindig to be hosted by friends of alleged would-be child molester Mike McHaney? Who cares! You can now start planning your very own AOF-inspired Janky Christmas Sweater Party, thanks to a plethora of naughty ideas from College Squeeze (nipple clamps not included). Our personal favorite is the “Sappy Fellow Sweater” because we just love skipping down the street in the snow, merrily handing out fruit cakes to all our friends in Washington.