We’ve come to expect these kinds of bullshit headlines from those drunken CNN writers, but now even search engine news aggregators feel the need to be cute:
This is an election for President of the United States, folks! Lives depend on this election. This is not an episode of Oprah’s favorite things, nor another rerun of Walker, Texas Ranger. Get your heads out of your asses.
Earlier: CNN’s Candy Crowley Gave Bush the Flu; She Also Thinks Dennis Kucinich Is Ugly
College kids don’t vote in high enough numbers for Chuck Norris to make any difference. Oprah on the other hand controls the soccer moms and is the most powerful woman in the world so who knows what she can do.
Puh-lease. Now that Oprah’s got a thyroid problem and is getting fat again, she won’t be able to influence anyone but a few southern bitches from Georgia. Hillary will never succumb to Oprah. You watch.
The day I do anything because that pompous black lady says so is the day I stop wearing underwear.
Calling Jason Calcanis. Please shut down Yahoo.
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