The phony branches totally match his personality:
Got the Christmas tree up today, so I’m almost done with the decorating. As I live in a small studio, I use a fake tree. One year I got a real tree and it nearly killed me with the pine scent. Not to mention, I kind of find (sic) like I had this decapitated plant all gussied up and slowly dying in my living room. Never felt that way about anyone else’s live tree, but with my own, just felt like I had killed a plant. Very weird. Anyway, my sis got me a really beautiful fake tree a few years back - the pic doesn’t do it justice. The thing actually looks real. I’ve had people compliment me on it in person without realizing it was fake. Anyway, even though the studio is far too crowded, I’m glad I made room for the tree this year - it had been a few years, due to space constraints, and I finally said screw it, time for the tree. Glad I did.
His decorating skills leave much to be desired. For one, who uses a topper like that anymore? The bulbs all look generic — no special ornaments might mean no special person in his life? Plus, is he even going to make an effort to hide the cords before company comes? And, no, John, it doesn’t look real. The metal stem is a dead giveaway.
Oh, what a perfectly white trash Christmas tree! All that’s missing is the empty cans of Spam used as ornaments!!!
Aravosis’s tree reminds me of something I saw on the set of Sweet Home Alabama. I was an extra in the film and we were forced to spend several days in that awful part of the country over the holidays. One lady literally hung soda can tabs as ornaments. Tacky, John!!!
I hope he unplugs the lights and night and when he leaves the his trailer. Single wide mobile homes, like John’s, are notorious fire hazards.
That tree screams “creepy.” And it almost looks as greasy as John’s skin. Gross.
Who posts pics of their Christmas tree anyway?
Who the hell (pardon my French) lives in a DC studio when they claim to be a rich and famous blogger? Also, it’s only ok to post pictures of your tree online if you’re a granny who’s learning how to use her new digital camera.
I think someone has a lot of explain to do. cough. cough. John Arvosis
Of all the things in the world to talk about, you go after somebody’s tree? C’mon now.
I hate his tree. But I could make a list of other things, too. Like his face…
Now that I look again, I think I see a dead baby under that tree. I think John may have killed a baby!
don’t forget John’s fat ass. it’s pretty gross too.
I think that was the point, Rick. You idiot.
Rick, go link whore somewhere else, you nimrod.
Rick must be Mike’s alleged assistant. If you catch my drift.
So John work’s from that tiny efficiency motel room all day long? I doubt he can fit an assistant in that shoe box.
I heard John and Mike Rogers have the same “assistant.”
That wouldn’t surprise me one bit, Tommy. Not one bit.
The lights aren’t even strung properly. Distaste and disgrace all rolled up into one little piper cleaner tree. And he calls himself gay.
Yet another reason to completely avoid BigHeadDC. You have nothing better to talk about? Of all the crap in the news, you can’t find one funny thing, so you talk about some guy’s tree? I hope your advertisers realize what a joke this website is.
I think that tree is the biggest punchline of the season. I hope the advertisers agree.
I agree, Glitter Pony! I agree!
MEOW, MEOW, MEOW….someone sounds a little JEALOUS!!!
Angry that you’ll never get invited over for eggnog, is that it?
John can’t have more than one guest over a night in those digs. Small space capacity regulations.
There were no lesbians involved in the decorating of this tree. http://www.lezident.com
boo!
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