Get ready to write that letter to Santa. Just in time for the holidays, PageOneQ is alerting us to a new doll that widens his stance on demand: a lifelike miniature Larry Craig figurine for your children (or your naughty bathroom buddies).
At a price much less than the cost of one hour with a male escort, this doll is a real bargain. Stupid.com is asking only $34.99 for the chatty toy, which, if you press a button, makes quite clear it is not gay.
Added bonus: its limbs are bendable, just like the real senator’s.
