With the Hillary Clinton Nutcracker breaking all sales records this holiday season, the creator of the novelty item decided to ask the American public whom they’d like to next receive the stainless steel thigh treatment. And, with over 10,000 votes cast at HillaryNutcracker.com, Ann Coulter is the definitive people’s choice.
“We have notified Ms. Coulter by e-mail, but are not sure if she will respond due to her dislike of publicity,” Gibson Carothers, the creator of the Hillary Nutcracker, announced today in a press release.
“I think she has the ability to laugh at herself, and would not be surprised if she said “let’s do it,’” Carothers tells Big Head DC. “And if that happens, I think we will.”
On another ballot question from the site, President George W. Bush defeated former President Bill Clinton as “the nut people would most like to see cracked.”
P.S. Over 130,000 of the Hillary Nutcrackers have sold to date. Hillary-ious!

Well, If I’m gonna have my nuts cracked, I much prefer Ann to Hillary…..
It hurts just looking at it.
Ann could get it for John Edwards, that is if she thought he had any nuts.
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