Filed under: FishbowlDC, Patrick Gavin, Examiner, Dennis Kucinich
Picture at right is local media darling Patrick Gavin. For those of you just tuning in, he’s a gossip reporter for both The Examiner and FishbowlDC. We’ve long dissected and translated his work — which has made some people mad sometimes. Which we think is quite funny!
Lately, things have turned more personal. People have seen him jogging around town in an apparent effort to ward off heart disease, so we told you about that. People have been questioning his dance skills, so we showed you a video. People have been asking about possible ties to the Dennis Kucinich campaign…oh wait, we haven’t said anything about that — yet.
Today, we take you in a new direction. It’s time to assess Gavin’s dress and overall appearance at the big Meet the Press anniversary party earlier this week. Word is, he desperately didn’t want his picture snapped, but we still managed to land our hands on one (again, it’s the pic at right). So, what do you think? Should he have sported a jacket? What about his teeth? Like the blue shirt? Why doesn’t he button the top button? You tell us now.

I’m on my way out but here is some quick feedback:
1. The top button is not done because he neck is to fat for that shirt.
2. Button down collar with a tie? Gauche! Gauche! Super Gauche!
3. The tie? Looks like Tommy Hilfiger. Need I say more??
His teeth look yellow on top to me. Could be easily cured with a box of Crest White Strips.
His teeth look horribly ground down. He needs a bite plate stat.
and who keeps stuff in their shirt pocket?
Fat people often have to store stuff in their shirts because their pants are too tight.
[…] Earlier: Time to Assess Patrick Gavin’s Dress […]
Rob, how come we don’t see photos of you anymore? Remember how you used to pose with other bloggers all the time? Why did you stop? They can’t all hate you, can they?
WTF? Rob is in photos all the time. I saw him on Fishbowl just this week.
I post pics of Rob on my site, DCish, at least once a week.
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