The liberal blogger seems to be phoning it in lately, and many people are asking Big Head DC why. Too little original analysis, they say, and apparently he looks “weird” on BloggingHeads.tv. Please help us figure out just what’s been distracting Matty lately.
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- 39 Comments to 'Matthew Yglesias, What’s Wrong?'
Matt and I are old friends from our days at Harvard. Well, not really. I never spoke to him at Harvard because he was (and is!) to fat and smelly.
Anywho, I hear Matty has been prepping for a tummy tuck operation. But, shhhhhhh, you didn’t hear it from me!
Hey now, I’m friends with Matt, and I happen to know he’s in Miami right now, so he is, indeed, phoning it in. Did anyone see me on Hardball tonight?
I’ve read Matt, but haven’t seen him in person. Anyone got any pics?
Honey, no one watches Hardball and no one cares about prepubescent twits!
I heard he told people he was going to Miami, but really he’s doing the tummy tuck now.
I used to date Matt. His wee wee is the size of a cigarette butt.
I get no respect from anyone (except Matt). I’m going to go put on some eye makeup now.
I think Matt has a crush on me.
Ok, sockpuppets! Time to stop now! Jason Linkins, why don’t you comment under your real name some time. I do!!!
DCeiver and Matt should double team Summer, and I would like to watch.
I’d let Matt and DCeiver double team me!!! Vavoom!!
Where is Circle Vavoom? Did Matt Y or Jason L eat her?
Matt would have to be in front because, I remind you, his cock is tiny.
I have Circle Vavoom making me a Christmas hat. It has a feather.
I’d like Matt to be in front?
Connie, can you send Rob some pics of yourself or can he find them on Google? I’d like BHDC to see that you and Matty Y are one in the same.
I must admit, all this talk about Matt and Jason naked has got me hot. I repeat, does anyone have pics? Or phone numbers?
Google me! I’ve got a lot of pics out there. Especially on my Myspace. And maybe I am Matthew. Hhehehehehe
Guys, Helena here. I’d like to see those pics so I can pass them off as “gossip.”
Matt, why are you telling people your dick is small? My husband and I enjoy your bulge very much.
Vavoom! Vavoom!
Damn it, Helena, why are you here? You’re trying to steal my beat behind my back, aren’t you? Aoife told me so.
Vavoom! Vavoom! Vavoom!
Hi, guys, I am a sock puppet. I work at DCist.
I’m embarrassed I talked about being turned on in front of my brother, Andrew.
Matthew is my long lost son. I pray for him every night. That he doesn’t explode because he’s so fat.
Anne, go eat some pie! Rob, where are those photos?
Julio, I saw your son dressed up for Halloween once and I got scared, so I curled up on the ground. Also, I think I got fired from Gawker.
I’ll have you know, Helena, that Latrick Lavin, Jonathan Martin and I have gone on a diet together. We’re calling ourselves The Big, Bold Journalist’s Club. And you aren’t invited.
Hey, I’m been feeling naked lately without my new Christmas hat. Can you imagine me naked?
I have deleted all pictures of Matthew from the Internet.
Found Matthew as Connie. In Miami. Eating. Click on the url to see it.
Rob, post this!
That cannot be Yglesias. Can it?
I do not have a myspace account and refuse to get on. Rob, please post that pic so that those of use without myspace accounts can see it. I have it on good authority that the person in the photo IS Matthew Yglesias.
Maybe for Happy Friday?
Brilliant idea! It will certainly make my Friday happy being able to see Matthew dressed as his alter ego!
Um… so… no one thought of going to Flickr and typing in “Yglesias”? Lots of sexy photos there.
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Rob, how do you pick which posts you decide to sock puppet? It’s really weird how there’ll be one post with 35 comments, and then ten with none at all.
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