The conservative blogger has practically given up talking politics, instead choosing to focus on something called foreskin restoration — or the complicated process of regrowing foreskin by stretching skin over the tip of a penis over the course of many months. Yes, apparently that’s possible. Think any politicos have tried it?
Earlier: Live Male Circumcision Performed at DC Art Show!!!! PICS NSFW
I hear that Sullivan learned about this procedure from Jason “Man Boobs” Linkins.
My new hubby is trying this right now, which is why he tells me we haven’t had our first sex yet.
I’m thinking of trying to make my vaginal lips longer via the same method.
That vaginal surgery works! TRUST ME!!!!!
How big does our dick have to be for this to work? I’m asking for a friend.
A politico I slept with once asked me to tie up his junk, but it wasn’t for restoration purposes. But we did meet up once in the back room of a Restoration Hardware. I just love their knobs.
Hi, Rob! You know who this is! Tell Man Boobs Linkins that I have some research I’ll share with him on the penis surgery.
I could never pump and dump with all that tape and weight on my skin.
SHUT UP ROOSH! YOU PUMPED AND DUMPED ME AND YOU HAD A LOT OF TAPE! WINK, WINK, NUDGE, NUDGE!!!
To former female blogger: I think I know who you are, too, since I think I quoted you in my blog log. I always knew you had a penis.
That WASN’T tape, pussydoll.
Hey guys, sorry to interrupt this conversation, but I have a minor problem over here. I’m fresh out of Oreo cookies. Does anyone want to stop by the 7-11 and bring me a couple packs. I’m hungry! Oh, get a big bottle of Yoo-Hoo too!
You know who I am, Mike! We always talk Project Runway at the Blogger Happy Hours!
I’m peeved, guys. My numbers are down, and that new ugly girl from WOnkette says she wants to go out with me to teach me a few tricks. Who does she think she is?
Summer, maybe if you stopped making your whole site copy and paste jobs from the Washington Post, more people will read. As of now, YOU SUCK!
Hey, Anne, I’ll get you your cookies, and toss your salad, too, if you want, because I portray myself as an all around nice guy.
I object, pussydoll. My friend Jason reads me everyday. And all the writers I don’t pay read me.
CALL ME, AR JEW! WE NEED TO HOOK UP AGAIN! LOL!!
I can’t wait to see what Tim Gunn wears for the season 4 debut!
I read you too, Summer. When I’m constipated, that is!!!
Mike, we’ll have to discuss Tim’s attire at the next meet up. Will you be wearing a hat designed by a local DC designer/former blogger at the happy hour?
When I heard it was MO month at Are Jew’s I got really confused for a minute, and killed a few people. Yo, dog.
I always wear V’s hats!
Hey, guys, I enjoy lurking on the Internet now bc I can’t risk losing my new job by starting up another blog like former female blogger tried to do. Plus, I’m making hats for Mike Sass full time now. He’s balding.
I love how our hats make me feel, Circle V. As Anne Mellons might say, not sayin’, just sayin’.
Where the fuck are my Oreos, Are Jew?
Yeah, speaking of surprises, how quickly did they find three editors to replace me and Ken? It’s almost like they wanted to get me the hell out of here. Thank God I had that affair, so I wanted to leave, too.
Fuck you, PUSSYDOLL. I have these new gringo friends now, so I don’t need you anymore. Bang, bang, I shot you down.
V, can you design me a bedazzled man bra?
Why does DCeiver wear pantyhose?
I read on WaPo that he has to wear pantyhose to fit into any pair of pants. Not sayin’, just sayin’. Oreos? Yoo-Hoo???
I designed a bra once for the former female blogger, but she broke my XL mold, so I’m worried about fitting you, DCeiver. I tend to underestimate people.
HAHAHAHHAHA
Anne, you are so funny. I love your puns.
Fat guy, you took the words out of my mouth. I did that, too!
Hey, Latrick. How cum u don’t gchat with me anymore?
What about ME?
I’m back, Anne. I got you a cherry slurpie, some ho hos and the oreos you wanted. Do you like me?
It’s interesting that you describe the person who wants penises to be left alone as obsessed.
For those who do think their penis is somewhat important, I say foreskin restoration is NOT complicated and makes sex feel a lot better. Got a problem with that?
Is there a picture with a good shot of Anne’s boobs?
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