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This Thing Is Not Like That Thing

Monday November 12th, 2007 11:30 AM by BHDC Staff
Filed under: Ana Marie Cox, Wonkette, Megan Carpentier

Wonkette announced today its first female writer since Ana Marie Cox left the publication in 2005. Her name is Megan Carpentier, and she’s a former lobbyist with the Automotive Aftermarket Industry Association.

Upon introducing herself to us, she was compelled to post a few pictures of herself, which have tended to displease some Wonkette commenters. For instance, RFKRFK just wrote: “I’m curious why you posted your pics. You’re not hot like [the] real Wonkette and frankly, the only thing you had going for you was the fact that we thought you might actually be good looking. God, along with Condi, I woudn’t fuck you with Bea Arthur’s dick.” Welcome, Megan!

P.S. Our favorite Carpentier candid is after the jump:

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13 Comments to 'This Thing Is Not Like That Thing'

1. dasf said:

so whos she having an affair w/?

posted November 12th, 2007 at 11:54 am | Quote

2. Masked Blogger said:

Rob, you posted the one photo of her that looked sort of decent. To give your readers a more accurate view of this beast, you should post one of the bathtub shots.

posted November 12th, 2007 at 1:17 pm | Quote

3. R.J. said:

I’ll do it:

http://wonkette.com/photogallery/meganondisplay/1000162901

posted November 12th, 2007 at 1:30 pm | Quote

4. Masked Blogger said:

I’m not sure if she looks more like Hogatha from the Smurfs or Ursula from the Little Mermaid. What do you guys think? I’m leaning toward Hogatha but can be be persuaded otherwise.

http://bluebuddies.com/gallery/Smurf_Animation_Cels/jpg/Smurfs_Animation_Cel_Hogatha_Holds_Vanity.jpg

http://wonkette.com/photogallery/meganondisplay/1000162845

posted November 12th, 2007 at 1:36 pm | Quote

5. somacondra said:

I like Ursula, but I don’t like Hogatha — but I’m not that familiar with Hogatha. So I don’t know how to vote.

posted November 12th, 2007 at 1:42 pm | Quote

6. Sassy Lo Mein said:

I vote for Hogatha! Hogatha! Hogatha! Hogatha!

posted November 12th, 2007 at 1:56 pm | Quote

7. Gilda Sears said:

I’d like to nominate Miss Piggy in the look-a-like contest. Definitely Miss Piggy.

posted November 12th, 2007 at 2:23 pm | Quote

8. Blank Stairs said:

Does anyone else see a striking resemblance to Jason Linkins? Are the Carpentiers related to the Linkinses?

posted November 12th, 2007 at 2:31 pm | Quote

9. Gilda Sears said:

I see it, Blank Stairs! She looks like Jason Linkins in drag. The dead ringer: the both have Jason and Megan have identical breasts!

posted November 12th, 2007 at 2:41 pm | Quote

10. Blank Stairs said:

Well, his man boobs are about a cup bigger, but who’s quibbling?

posted November 12th, 2007 at 3:00 pm | Quote

11. Sassy Lo Mein said:

I think we need photos side by side and a poll. Megan = Ursula, Hogatha, Miss Piggy, or Jason Linkins???

posted November 12th, 2007 at 3:15 pm | Quote

12. Big Head DC » New Wonkette Says Big Head DC Makes Things Up said:

[…] Her first day on the job and the new Wonkette editor already hates us. God, she’s already starting to remind us of ex-Wonkette editor Alex Pareene. And who knew that a girl like her would have a crush on Sam Donaldson? Sadly, he’s taken! […]

posted November 12th, 2007 at 3:21 pm | Quote

13. Big Head DC » New Wonkette Editor Bans Commenter Because He Thinks She’s Not Pretty said:

[…] on DC Madam’s List | Barry Gets WaPo Writer in Trouble | Borat for Barack | Romney on Gay.com New Wonkette Editor Bans Commenter Because He Thinks She’s Not Pretty Tuesday November 13th, 2007 11:20 AM by BHDC Staff Filed under: Wonkette,Shocking, Megan Carpentier Goodness. This new Wonkette editor Megan Carpentier is a tough pill to swallow. Yesterday, as we told you, she put a few tawdry pics of herself online and then invited commenters to mock her and pick her apart. One such commenter, named RFKRFK, did just that, saying, “I’m curious why you posted your pics. You’re not hot like [the] real Wonkette and frankly, the only thing you had going for you was the fact that we thought you might actually be good looking. God, along with Condi, I woudn’t fuck you with Bea Arthur’s dick.” […]

posted November 13th, 2007 at 11:21 am | Quote

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