In a post-debate interview Bill Richardson told MSNBC’s Chris Matthews that he doesn’t believe the U.S. government has done enough to shed light on UFO phenomena. The New Mexico governor added that while he has never personally seen a UFO, he thinks the government has classified far too many documents involving sightings, which has helped to foster conspiracy theories about their existence. The city of Roswell, he noted, is the site of an alleged UFO crash, and is a large tourism draw in his home state.
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Bill Richardson give me the creeps and so does Chris Matthews.
I often find myself lost daydreaming in that big fold under Richardson’s chin. Sometimes when I come to, I have a wet spot.
I get wet spots in the folds from the fat rolls on my belly. I think it’s just sweat, so don’t get too aroused (not that you would!)
Too late. I’m aroused just thinking of your hubby drying you off. Why do you think I often carry a large notebook and wear an old man trench coat whenever I swing by your office?
Don’t come near me in that trench coat, Mike. I might mistake you for a robber and get down on the floor in the fetal position.
HAHAHA, Pareenez totally got had by that kid. He was just my nephew I sent over there to get some coke. (I’m trying to slim down.)
Let’s talk about how no one will pay attention to ME. PLEASE.
Ezra, be quiet, I’m trying to sleep on Mama Mellons.
I’m going to go as Mama Mellons for Halloween. Anyone got two rotten jack o’lanterns I can stick in my pants to look like her ass?
I have a couple of used mouth guards you could try, they’re pretty big.
Thanks, man. I’ll hop on the Chinatown bus and come get them in the morning. Right now I have to go have sex with woman in her 70’s. Her husband’s out of town and I need to tap it!
Alex, think of me, k?
And me, sweet baby. I’ve got some lovin’ waiting for you RIGHT HERE!
NOW, I NEED SOME SCRAPPLE! SCRAPPLE!
Mama, wanna ride together in my mini-van with wood side paneling? I just got a new pine scent air freshener, made from compost.
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