Jason Linkins, aka the DCeiver blogger who has been on vacation for a few weeks, has informed the world that he recently left his old job to start a new one. Also, his laptop is broken. But he doesn’t just say his laptop is broken. He writes a few paragraphs about it (who ever said DC bloggers aren’t full of themselves?). Then, he writes about someone he apparently doesn’t like:

Me and some Rorschachers turned a print shop’s screwup into a lovely breakfast outing, I got to see Stars at the 9:30 Club (truly my favorite band on the earth right now), and then me and the entire internet got together at the Matty/Capps/Becks/Cat/Spack Mid-October Fest, where UVa. didn’t convert a fourth down and yet did, I heard of Sommer’s tete-a-tete with Kanye West (Ye hearts the bloggers!), experienced new acquaintances without alienating the old, and ZOMG–in the highlight of the evening, someone who I’ve long figured to be one of the most RIDICULOUS people on the face of the earth hilariously revealed themselves in a display of such full-tilt, freshman-year RIDICULOUSNESS that it all but proved the existence of God, extra-terrestrial life and the G Spot.

Please note: That was ONE sentence. And he didn’t even dish out a name. What a tease!