Well who does these days?

I’M GOING TO TELL, MIKE! I get all my scoop from BHDC so this is going on the front page tomorrow.

But you already are famous Summer. All the homeless people in Shaw know you by first name, mainly because you’re the bitch who steals their park benches when you take naps from “reporting.”

Latrick, is he a business partner, life partner, or both? I’ve very interested in these serious issues I know nothing about. I’m still a virgin but I like to pretend to be a grown up sometimes.

How many times were you on Tucker, Latrick? Twice? You didn’t really work out did you? I guess the stuttering, profuse sweating, and lack of visual appeal played against you.

I’ll lick your balls Ezra, just like we did last weekend in Brooklyn.

Hey, Latrick. While you’re here, I have a question for you. Want to be Weight Watchers buddies?

You can use my girdle, Latrick. It fits me tight but it’s so big, it will look like basketball shorts on you. See you at Bob & Ediths. SCRAPPLE!!!!!