UPDATE: Princess Sparkle Pony Attacks Anne Schroeder, Then Reveals Self As Nick Denton’s Slave

So, a blogger who goes by the name Princess Sparkle Pony broke the story of Larry Craig’s alleged seedy deeds with the bear-y charming David Phillips after chatting him up in a gay bar. She’s not smart enough to figure out how to list her name within Wonkette’s content management system, but apparently she’s deft enough to find her way around a Washington scandal. What we want to know: Who is the real Princess Sparkle Pony? What are her secrets? Are there other scandals she has yet to be involved with? And we’ve decided to let you, dear readers, help the world learn the answers by spelling out all the dirty details in the comments section.

Earlier: Glittery Pony Replaces Alex Pareene

And: Controversy Brews Over Sparkly Pony’s Wonkette Tryst