The famous Wonkette sub calls the Politico reporter a “gossip grunt,” which can only leave negative connotations — that is, if you’re human. We’d call this a cat fight, but it’s more like a pony fight!

And just now as we wrote this, the REAL Princess Sparkle Pony left a comment, revealing, for the first time, his REAL identity:

Will I spoil all the fun if I just go ahead an answer all the questions?

My name is Peter Huestis. That really is me in the picture on my blog’s top post. I’m not a journalist. I work at the National Gallery of Art in the photo labs, and I don’t know my way around a Washington scandal. I didn’t get my Larry Craig story by “chatting up” the subject in a bar; he’s been a good friend of mine for years, told me the story unprompted, and I begged him to let me post it on Wonkette. I don’t know any of the people at Wonkette personally, and I’ve never met any of them face-to-face. I just do the occasional days there as a guest blogger, and they pay me $12 a post.

I’m really a fairly boring person. Sorry!

You are far from boring, Petey! (From what the commenters say, at least.) But you only received $12 for your bear-y delicious revelation, which has driven more ad revenue into the pockets of Nick Denton than Alex Pareene managed to do through the course of a whole 1 1/2 year span? You definitely need a new agent. STAT!