Just like we promised, here’s some fresh Anne “Mellons” Schroeder dish. Apparently she’s got some hideous secret about her teeth. And she doesn’t want you to know about it. We knew something untoward was going on when she started off a recent column with these strange words: “In a town where you don’t want to admit you even have a dentist, much less a plastic surgeon”…. Yikes, we love admitting to having a dentist, Anne. After all, this isn’t England! We’re supposed to have good oral hygiene. Big Head DC is doing some digging to get to the root of this problem, trying to find out all of Anne’s oral secrets. If you happen to have any pics of her gums, please send them along ASAP.