Author Marty Beckerman, a longtime Big Head DC celebrity, would rather be circumcised than have his “cock look like a Gnarly Mutant Corndog.” But is that an accurate description of a cut penis? Next month the Oregon Supreme Court will decide on that very issue. Well, more precisely, whether a Jewish convert can circumcise his 12-year-old child against the child’s will. “[A]ny decision to single out circumcision as a basis for questioning the fitness of the custodial parent would violate the First Amendment’s guarantee of freedom of religion,” claim some pro-circumcision Jews. And a representative for the American Jewish Congress has said, “We have to win this case, and win it big…”. Apparently, there’s a lot riding on the tip of this kid’s penis.