The van of Barack Obama’s wife, Michelle, was totaled today in central Iowa, after it dramatically collided with a motorcycle. “The motorcyclist, 40-year-old Iowa Falls hydraulic mechanic Tim Emerson, landed on grass softened by three inches of weekend rain and lay still with a cut on his head,” according to WaPo. “He was not wearing a helmet.” Obama was not injured, but her Chevrolet Uplander received major damage.