Filed under: Sex, Ana Marie Cox, Scandals, Wonkette, Gossip, Alex Pareene, Gawker, Nick Denton, Shocking, Secrets, Wendy Wilde, Ally Kearney, Ally Zay, Tom Millar
This week Gawker Media announced that 22-year-old New York University dropout Alex Pareene would soon become the newest editor at the company’s NYC-based media blog. Gawker commenters, as usual, were abuzz with speculation about Nick Denton’s latest boy toy. Many wondered whether he likes men or women, and most wanted to know much more about his personal life, since Gawker usually does a thorough job of highlighting such details about its subjects.
Thankfully, Big Head DC is here to help!
Pareene, of course, has been an editor at one of Gawker’s other flagship publications, Wonkette, since January 2006, having taken that job over from the infamous Ana Marie Cox, a self-described lover of ass fucking and now Time.com’s top online editor. Blog rankings, according to Alexa data, have been sharply down during his tenure.
While it’s unknown whether Pareene shares Cox’ affinity for butt sex, he has been known literally suck on cell phones – maybe that’s his version of phone sex? – and he’s made friends with many of Washington’s media elite, despite trying his darnedest to maintain a hipster image. He’s also publicly shilled for his step-mom Wendy Wilde, a Minnesota politician, within several Wonkette posts.
Pareene has grown most notorious in D.C. circles as of late for his failure to protect his girlfriend Ally Zay (Kearney) during a recent robbery the couple faced together—a scene that saw Pareene huddled on the ground in something resembling the fetal position. While they both claim to have known their robber was using a finger to stick ‘em up, they still gave him a bunch of money, and Pareene didn’t do anything to protect his gal during the incident.
After the robbery was reported in the Washington City Paper, some real secrets started to spill. A gentlemen commenter on the article named Tom Millar said that he was surprised to find that Zay was dating Pareene, since he claims he’s still married to her.
And Zay’s not denying it. She told us via e-mail that she didn’t want to go into details about her relationship with Millar, but she did thank us for asking. She would not further elaborate on why Pareene’s been dating her while another man claims to be married to her.
Messages to Pareene have gone unreturned.

you guys are kinda mean
LOL, “mean.” Wonkette picks apart people all day long for a living! Your comment does not compute.
oh i didnt know that
I never cease to be amazed at how all these BHDC posters manage to post within just a very few minutes (sometimes seconds) of each other. Why, you would think all these people do nothing but hit refresh all day, just so they can see if anyone’s responded to them. If they were real,that is.
In any case, Rob, you realize that when Pareene leaves, he’ll become the property of the New York gossip blogs, right? Which means you can’t write about him anymore. Or…wait a minute.
What if… Big Head New York? Think about it. It has a nice ring to it. You’re too big for DC, Rob. Go north, old man.
Masked blogger, if you’re saying DC is dead, I disagree. Long live Washington!
since Big Head Rob responded in a minute to you, does that make BHR you or you BHR? :
Man, she has terrible taste.
she’s ugly and/or weird looking herself:
http://www.flickr.com/photos/stevem78/247568048/
She has a true blue overbite!
Is this the same girl? http://www.flickr.com/photos/allyzay/sets/72157600242188843/
If so I work with her, but this isn’t her name.
That’s her. Isn’t her name Ally Kearney?
http://www.flickr.com/photos/78293380@N00/1342941903/
[…] Gets an Extreme Gay Makeover | Congresswoman Yells, ‘Don’t Play Me’; Yanks Reporter’s Arm Wonkette Editor Alex Pareene Was Run Out of Town After Former Friends Learned of His Affair With Married Woman; They Threatened to Reveal More of His Secrets Unless He Left Wednesday October 10th, 2007 3:17 PM by BHDC Staff Filed under: Sex, Scandals,Wonkette, Washington City Paper, Alex Pareene, Gawker, Shocking, Ally Kearney, Ally Zay, Tom Millar How bad was the fallout from Wonkette editor Alex Pareene’s alleged affair with married lady Ally Zay (aka Ally Kearney)? Well, as it turns out, pretty bad. Bad enough to maybe have even caused him to give up his job at the D.C.-based Wonkette to now work for Gawker’s NYC-based flagship publication instead. […]
[…] Gets an Extreme Gay Makeover | Congresswoman Yells, ‘Don’t Play Me’; Yanks Reporter’s Arm Wonkette Editor Alex Pareene Is Run Out of Town After Ex-Pals Learn of His Affair With Married Woman…. Threats to Reveal More of His Secrets Loom Wednesday October 10th, 2007 3:17 PM by BHDC Staff Filed under: Sex, Scandals,Wonkette, Washington City Paper, Alex Pareene, Gawker, Shocking, Ally Kearney, Ally Zay, Tom Millar How bad was the fallout from Wonkette editor Alex Pareene’s alleged affair with married lady Ally Zay (aka Ally Kearney)? Well, as it turns out, pretty bad. Bad enough to maybe have even caused him to give up his job at the D.C.-based Wonkette to now work for Gawker’s NYC-based flagship publication instead. […]
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