Rob, this is a fucking disgrace. Your nemesis Alex Parene is leaving Wonkette and DC, and there’s nothing? No boasting about how much more traffic you get than Wonkette? No snide insinuations about his sexuality? No taking credit for running him out of town?

I’m disappointed. Don’t even bother posting about this tomorrow. It’ll be old news.

I have it on good authority that he’s not. In fact, I’m told the reason there haven’t been any posts today is because Rob was camped out in front of Nick Denton’s home in hopes of landing the Wonkette gig, but was turned away unseen.

See, Rob, this is why you shouldn’t have fired all the Washington All-Stars. They could have picked up the posting slack while you were off on your “interview.”

I can’t reveal my sources. Let’s just say I heard the news in the “Nick” of time. So unfortunately, as before, Rob’s only role with Wonkette is that of faithful reader.

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