Big Head DC has received unconfirmed tips that Mrs. D.C. Susan Sweat is secretly a man in disguise! We haven’t had a chance to closely inspect the situation for ourselves - yet! - but this recent pic of Sweat doesn’t do much to dissuade the notion. Also, knowing that she works for the Gay Old Party’s Rep. Roger Wicker is another dead giveaway. For curious onlookers, check out the Mrs. American Pageant tonight on WE-TV (whatever that is!) to search for any of Sweat’s hidden bits that just might pop out.