“Why does Ann Coulter have a sick obsession with John Edwards?” we asked earlier this week.

Leola McConnell, the bodybuilding dominatrix who claims she had an encounter with President Bush in the 1980s, has an answer.

“Lil’ Annie Coulter wants to fuck John Edwards, period,” McConnell tells Big Head DC. “She thinks all this ‘he’s gay’ talk will get him all hot and bothered with her lil’ bony behind.”

She continues: “Bet ya she’s burnt out a few dildos fantasizing fucking him. So adolescent. Lil’ Annie’s the girl that goes around school labeling all the ’so called pretty boys’ in school ‘gay’ so they’ll notice her otherwise unnoticeable skanky ass (that’s till their girlfriend beats her ass).”

In short, McConnell believes that Coulter is stuck in a “sexual fantasyland of her own creation.”

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