Filed under: DC bloggers, Naked, Drunk, Blogger snafus, Food
Oh my! It’s come to Big Head DC’s attention that Endless Simmer writer Stefanie Gans is the Michael Vick of the DC food scene. Why?
Well, because she eats dogs! Just look at her “about” page where she writes she likes eating “egg and cheese on a begal” and a “begal and cream cheese.” Anyone who eats Snoopy has got to be just plain mean.
And! On her MySpace photos comments, a friend writes about how people used to debate whether she wore a bra to class. Maybe if she’d paid more attention to both the letters on her bra size and the letters in the alphabet, well, Snoopy might be alive and well. It’s sad how a typo can result in a dead dog.
Herein lies the problem with MySpace. Just because YOU keep your pics clean, Stafanie, doesn’t mean an IDIOT FRIEND won’t post a revealing one of you when they make a comment. That’s Stefanie flashing (stage right). Apparently, she also works for some women’s business group, so the pic is pretty much all the proof you need to know how to get ahead in Washington.
Again, poor Snoopy!
Here is DC Satirist’s list of Stefanie Ganz’s top ingredients she likes to use in cooking:
1. Rack of lamb
2. Chicken breasts
3. Cheese Nips
4. Jugs of wine
5. Chestnuts
6. Ripe Melons
She’s got tits to die for. Nothing wrong with showing them off.
Get a clue (and a dictionary), Big Head. Snoopy is a beagle, not a begal.
And admit it, you’re just jealous. If you had a rack as great as Gansie’s, you’d never leave your house.
You know who I’ve been missing lately? Rock Creek Rambler. I don’t know what made me think of this. :-)
Hi. This is Stef with a quick fact check.
1) I write “begal” that way to imitate the proper South Jersey pronunciation. Gotta give credit to the Jerz.
2) And, um, Snoopy is a beagle, not a begal.
3) You call that a flash?
I personally think you’re a delight, Stef. DC Satirist is a meanie!
Hey! Quit blaming me, Rob. All I did was list some very basic ingredients I thought Stefanie might use in her cooking. I hear she has them stored in her hope chest.
Don’t make me out to look like a boob. Oops, sorry.
There’s enough blame to spread around — like suntan lotion, perhaps, on one’s chest.
Actually, I thought DC Satirist’s post was fucking hysterical.
Stef,
Thanks! Glad to know my writing wasn’t a total bust. I was just letting it all hang out, really. I appreciate the support. I also appreciate that you’re oh so firm in your opinions…
OK, I’ll stop!!
I agree. Queers get more het show than this on a regular basis. Satirist needs to get out more if this constitutes a flash.
Also, bitch can cook! I can smell the tanline from here!
[…] Department of Justice | Lesbian Rumor Haunts Hillary | Is CNN’s Wolf Blitzer Homophobic? Big Head DC Earns ‘Jerk of the Week’ Award! Monday September 17th, 2007 2:45 PM by BHDC Staff Filed under: DC bloggers,Blogger snafus, BHDC DC Satirist, who tore apart local blogger and DC Onion writer Stefanie Gans last week, has now been promoted to senior editor at Big Head DC, since he managed to rile one of Gans’ friends up, big time, at The Unbearable Lightness of Being blog: Big Head DC seems to pride itself on publishing up to date news on DC’s latest scandals and escapades. Not really that difficult of a feat when you consider the number of criminals and deviants in Congress alone. On a page that boasts headlines from “Hooker Says Sen. Vitter Helped Her Score Drugs” to “Fred Thompson’s Dirty Cigar” Biggie seems to have scored a picture of my favorite food blogger seeking some much needed breeze for her painful sunburn. Biggie attempts to turn it into a story by mocking the Native Jersey inability to pronounce certain words properly and attributing her current employment to her voluminous assets as shown in Exhibit A. It’s almost entertaining in a very National-Enquirer-Elvis-is-living-in-the-Lincoln-Bedroom sort of way, except he really doesn’t make any sense, and probably just wanted an excuse to post a picture of a rack similar to one he’s seen at Millie and Al’s but can’t convince to go home with him. […]
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