Gag reflexes, be warned. 

Regular listeners of Rush Limbaugh (we are not one of them!) have reported that the conservative talker has taken to hawking an unusual item during his daily radio show.

No, not Viagra! It’s pig-flavored java that he can’t get enough of.

When he recently started plugging Maple Bacon Flavored Coffee on air, some listeners thought it was a joke.

“For heaven’s sake, man!” screamed one lady blogger. “How many tons of pulverized Oxycontin do you have to shove up your nose to think caffeinated pork is a good idea!”

It’s not that she’s not a huge fan of all things coffee and all things bacon. “I’m not one of those culinary ideologues who insist that my peas not touch my carrots,” explains the blogger. ”But this is an abomination. Truly, it is. I’m just saying…if we start swilling pork flavored coffee…the terrorists have freakin’ won, folks.”

Ditto on that, kids.