Britney Spear’s paunch isn’t the only bit of fleshy lard being gossiped about today.

This morning on MSNBC’s Morning Joe, Mika Brzezinski, apparently fed up with Joe Scarborough’s frequent comments about her appearance, called him “doughy,” bloated,” and “in need of more exercise.”

“Your mother is going to appreciate I brought this up,” Mika said. “She probably feels the same way about your health as I do.”

The former GOP Congressman became obviously defensive, mentioning the dis frequently throughout his 3-hour program — in the midst of taking frequent jabs at Spears, even once calling her a “pork chop.”

There’s only one way to make that kind of talk stop, Joe. Get on the treadmill! Maybe you and Brit can become workout buddies?