Have you heard?

There’s a new terror tape out, and, apparently, it’s all about style and grooming. Which is undeniable evidence that nowadays everyone’s gay — even the terrorists.

After reviewing the tape, government analysts are saying that Osama bin Laden may have dyed his beard and cut his hair shorter in an effort to “appear younger” and “more vigorous,” according to NBC’s Jim Miklaszewski. Yes. Government analysts are now telling us things you can learn from Tim Gunn’s new BRAVO show. And just in time for Fashion Week!