Since Gawker Media titan Nick Denton — and owner of Wonkette — seems to keep his eyes creepily attuned on whatever Big Head DC is doing, we decided to return the favor today by sending out a big birthday kiss to Nick’s brother.
How do we know it’s Nick’s brother’s birthday, you ask?
Well! It came straight from a drunken Denton’s mouth, of course! (He’s notorious for telling terrific tales when trying to get some tail.)
However! We haven’t received our invite yet, so if there are any floating around that any of you darling sparkly ponies might care to share with us, we’re always here — and ready to post the dirt. But be careful! We hear Denton’s gay mafia might be watching.
