What is this? A pandemic?

Another manly man we know, Greg Wasserstrom, of Wonkette infamy, shares today that he’s been approached by gay men in Washington bathrooms for public sex.

“Once, while before eating dinner at the Diner in Adams Morgan, [I] went to wash [my] hands in the men’s room,” says Wasserstrom. “After a moment at the sink, a gentleman in the bathroom stall pushed the door open enough to reveal that he was vigorously masturbating, querying, ‘wanna come suck this dick?’”

Instead of reacting like Tucker Carlson (bashing the guy’s head in), Wasserstrom decided to write about the incident in his blog. And he comes to this enlightened conclusion:

“This is America, and if two consenting adult individuals want to get their fuck on in the privacy of a bathroom stall, that seems to us to be their God-given right.”

As long as they wash their hands first!

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