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Sunday September 2nd, 2007 5:27 PM by BHDC Staff  
Filed under: Sex, Wonkette, DC bloggers, Tucker Carlson, Gay, Crime, Greg Wasserstrom

greg.pngWhat is this? A pandemic?

Another manly man we know, Greg Wasserstrom, of Wonkette infamy, shares today that he’s been approached by gay men in Washington bathrooms for public sex.

“Once, while before eating dinner at the Diner in Adams Morgan, [I] went to wash [my] hands in the men’s room,” says Wasserstrom. “After a moment at the sink, a gentleman in the bathroom stall pushed the door open enough to reveal that he was vigorously masturbating, querying, ‘wanna come suck this dick?’”

Instead of reacting like Tucker Carlson (bashing the guy’s head in), Wasserstrom decided to write about the incident in his blog. And he comes to this enlightened conclusion:

“This is America, and if two consenting adult individuals want to get their fuck on in the privacy of a bathroom stall, that seems to us to be their God-given right.”

As long as they wash their hands first!

Earlier: Big Head DC Welcomes Wonkette’s Newest Intern!!!

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  1. 8 Comments to 'Wonkette Editor Who Was Molested in Men’s Room Reacted Quite Differently Than Tucker Carlson'


  1. 1. DC Lulu said:


    Did you write he’s a “manly man”? Please elaborate. I’m having trouble picturing him as manly.

    posted September 2nd, 2007 at 7:56 pm | Quote

  1. 2. Jonathan Rees said:


    Probably the guy whacking off in the stall at The Diner was Martin Austermuhle of DCist. He is in the closet, I mean stall if you catch my drift.

    posted September 3rd, 2007 at 8:31 am | Quote

  1. 3. St. Agnes said:


    Excuse me, but I know Martin’s girlfriend, Jonathan. They seem very happy together.

    posted September 3rd, 2007 at 11:32 am | Quote

  1. 4. Huckaboo said:


    Looks like Jonathan R. Rees has found a new blog to troll in anticipation of his next failed run for DC Council!

    posted September 3rd, 2007 at 12:30 pm | Quote

  1. 5. Greg said:


    oh for fuck’s sake.

    well i haven’t been promoted as far as i know. so maybe change that to intern?

    posted September 3rd, 2007 at 1:13 pm | Quote

  1. 6. Big Head Rob said:


    Give yourself a little more credit, Greg. A Wonkette intern can’t possibly be younger than Alex the editor. Plus, you work harder!

    posted September 3rd, 2007 at 1:26 pm | Quote

  1. 7. Pat said:


    Yes. I would jack off Greg in a bathroom. Greg, what’s your number? I can be there within 30 mins.

    posted September 4th, 2007 at 12:14 am | Quote

  1. 8. jenna said:


    They should have a least one stall with a gloryhole in every men’s bathroom, that way it would be a normal thing.

    posted September 8th, 2007 at 9:18 am | Quote

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