In a devastating blow to sex comedy writers everywhere, the bathroom bandit has just resigned (effective at the end of September). And, in once last attempt to prove he’s not gay, he said he was not doing so because he’s a hypocritical liar. Nope, he’s doing so because he’s pursuing “legal options.” And maybe, just maybe, he’ll be able to find some legal loophole within the tawdry world of men’s room glory holes. God speed in your search, Sen. Larry Craig. God speed.
EXCLUSIVE: Dominatrix Claims Sen. Larry Craig Participated in Bondage Sex
